Quick remix of theabones's 20 eyes with Joe's remix of phenomenaaa's Tiny Story.
"I think I see a way out of this. You're not going to like it."
-Me, to my mother, just before my birth
No matter how fast I drove,
That little spider didn't fall off the wing mirror.
I named him Clingy.
"I was about eight when I first realised the futility of human existence. 'Why did the cow cross the road?' they asked. 'It wanted to go to the moo-vies,' I replied. 'No,' they...