Isn't it funny how a first love can lead to the creation of multiple iTunes playlists?
When we fight, I listen to "wallowing."
The other 99.99% of the time, I listen to "So-Happy-I-Could-Burst."
REAL-D Inc. Adds 14 ½ ‘Risky, But Way Cooler’ Dimensions to Previously Non-Life Threatening 3D Format
HOLLYWOOD, CA -- Paramount Pictures, Twentieth Century Fox, and Lightstorm Entertainment jointly announced that James Cameron’s Titanic will be re-released worldwide using REAL D’s new 17.5-D format, allowing moviegoers to be placed within the film as an observing character.
"Titanic is the perfect film for REAL D's innovative technology," said Cameron. “It adds 14 ½ necessary dimensions to the filmgoer’s experience, which completely distracts the viewer from trivial features, such as the plot”. Cameron finished his sentence by coughing what appeared to be, “Let-the-money-rain-down.”
Mr. Cameron refuses to comment on his cough.
Before the film begins, the REAL D technology, located in the viewer’s 17.5-D Eyeglasses ™, randomly places the viewer as any observing character in the film, such as a background actor or inanimate object. In the case of Titanic, seventy percent of the passengers on board drown, and all inanimate objects sink to the bottom of the Atlantic, making the REAL D experience, “kinda-sorta more risky, but way cooler feeling [than 3-D].”
Due to the precarious nature of 17.5-D, viewers must sign a consent form recognizing that the production companies will not be held responsible for any “minor or severe injuries, deaths, or unwanted side affects,” including, but not limited to, “constipation; dizziness; loss of motor functions; uncanny resemblance of movie characters; undesired change of native language (foreign film only),” or “the uncontrollable urge to serenade random bypassers with Celine Dion's ‘My Heart Will Go On’.”
REAL D Technology representative, Mr. Ralph “Go-Big-or-Go-Home” Taylor told reporters that 17.5-D is just the beginning of the REAL D experience. “Right now we’re in the process of converting classics such as Jaws and Saving Private Ryan to 17.5-D, which will hopefully direct the viewer’s attention towards surviving the experience in one piece instead of the other parts of the film, like the story and characters.”
Added Taylor, “Folks just aren’t looking for plot lines likes It’s a Wonderful Life or Citizen Kane anymore. They want a spectacle, something like a tawdry mix of Madonna’s performance at the superbowl and Texas Chainsaw Massacre. REAL D’s 14.5 extra dimensions do just that”.
Listen A line runs through the heart of America
colored people negroes
blacks african- americans.
people of color Last embracing
all who are not White.
When it comes to race
we do not know how to talk to one another.
I see a pattern running through the matrix
of white privilege a pattern of assumptions
that were passed on to me as a white person.
They keep me thinking
about equality or equity incomplete protecting
unearned advantage and conferred dominance
by making these taboo subjects.
Today when sensibilities have been turned
and blatant bigotry has grown unfashionable
in most quarters racist thoughts are given
subtler expression making the veil
permeable and often difficult to discern.
We do not know where we are and
we are not even quite sure where we have been.
Listen We are a country of strangers . . .
I always said that my life was cut in two -
the period before the war,
and the period since the war began.
I remember everything else too,
and it was hard, and cold, and dark.
Woah, you were born in China?
Sure was. I was born in a Seventh Day Adventist Hospital.
(Here we go... yes, I was born in Hong Kong on March 11th, 1996.)
You don’t look Chinese.
I’m not Chinese.
(You’re right, I am Caucasian; I have no Chinese blood in my ancestry.)
Are your parents Chinese?
Why would my parents be Chinese?
(Haven’t we established that I’m white?)
Can you speak Chinese?
No, can you?
(Ya know, not all people in China speak Chinese.)
Are you an American citizen?
Of course I am an American citizen.
(Are you kidding me? I’m not an illegal immigrant. I’ve lived in America for eight years. I’m American.)
You know, you can’t be president.
Another mile marker and tired eyes flutter –
the endless strings of telephone lines,
cow pastures and landfills blur together
as the lullaby resonating from the spinning
axles beneath my feet croons me to sleep again.
Thankyou for unnecessarily pointing out my spelling mistake.
I understand that it difficult to analyze my deep thoughts and motives given the sentence:
G2G, I need to finish this stipud homework. Haha.
What I meant to type was:
Sorry, but I feel the need to leave this chat because I don’t like you very much due to your overall boringness and your (what I believe to be) generally sadistic humor.
Spelling counts, right?
"[Love and Art] are both simply forms of imitation" - Lord Henry Wotton, The Picture of Dorian Gray
Doodles from U.S. History, British Literature, and French Language classes.