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but really, a hearty re-recommendation to all records used herein.


thanks to Traeidein for struggling with me via email and putting up with my back-and-forth on this one.  


This is all I could come up with right now.  Clare's testimonial is amazing.

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I am a writer.  Yes, it is true.  I write the things that make the whole world read.  Sometimes I write a piece that someone not only reads but sings.  Sometimes what I write gets made into a dramatic play and acted out on stage.  Other times my writings get used against me in a court of law, repeatedly.  I am a writer not a right-er.  What I'm trying to say is...I fuck up a lot. 

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I prepare for every job interview the same way:  I play chess against myself for a week and I ALWAYS WIN.  It's just that this way, when it is time for me to go into the job interview, they will get a strong impression that I've just overcome something dark.  That is, if I win as the white pieces.  Yes, they notice a perserverance, a fight in me. Either that or they get a racist vibe.

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My girlfriend thinks I should stop watching tv shows with the laptop on my crotch. She would like children someday she says. I would like children someday I reply. I would also like to finish this season and not contribute to overpopulation and enjoy my unconventional free heating pad, for my crotch. I don't say this of course, I just break up with her and resume my videos.

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*all records included are ones I re-recommend checking out

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There are two kinds of people in the world ...


and I really wish they'd start shacking up and making sweet love together, and just relax ya know.

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There are 2 kinds of people in the world:


 


kind people


and


not my kind of people

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written & recorded at BritRECord House of Awesome in Somerset UK 2014


words:  theboxsets, joerud, tori


vocals: Verse - theboxsets


            Chorus - joerud & chorus (L. D. N., tori, chariot13, pamagotchi, captnclare)


            "not my flute" - Tori


bass: andyramone


music, guitar, harmonies, mix: joerud


 


lyrics:


Oh so standardly I sit on my little seat


chewing on my penitentiary rows


of them devil's feet


staring at the sneaker stacks


begging for my weekend back


I can feel my focus start to fade


 


Poolside, nap-sacked, heavy eyed I'm sleeping


Bonafide, stoner guy, Perelli's in the deep end


Sally's swimming butterfly


temp is rising, wonder why


I just want to get laid


 


Cheering on the football team


sitting at the front of class


honro roll and homecoming queen


making your parents proud


 


monologue


 


Oh so desperately I trudge down the hallway


one long assembly of girls, not a word to say


Cheerlearders are out of touch


nerdy girls mmm not so much


band girls are busy on the flute (not my flute)


 


All the girls I'm looking for, filling up the corridor


feeling like Augustus as he walks into a candy store


panic stricken, rubber necking, checking for a second glance


dumb and drooling, I'm a fool mid crowd in a static trance


but something's got a hold of me


my feet they fall from under me


finally attention's getting paid


but that won't help me get laid


 


Apple on the teacher's desk


never late for math


taking notes, pass all the tests


friends with all the staff 



Sitting on the sick bed


tending to my bruised head


ice packed, tragic act, you won't see me going back


that's when I saw the nurse she said "lie down", I said "you first"


I'll be the mack daddy of 9th grade


 


I was set to pounce on her


then in walked the school counselor 


he said "stop, I will help you get laid"


 


 

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CONTRIBUTE HERE


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WRITERS: Write a Short Script RE: Gun Duels.


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Thanks!

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