(I had posted this on tumblr, and received a couple of requests to post it on hR.)
Florence wasn't much of an inventor,
Although he thought he was
He was consumed with all things scientific
Though he contributed nothing to its cause
He dressed up like a superhero
This morning, near my fireplace, I found a hat and scarf in a puddle of water
I think my snowman committed suicide....
I think it's afraid..