My humble contribution, inspiration taken from my many listenings of "Thriller" as a child. Props to Vincent Price. A lot of folks ignore the laugh, and that's about standards.

Damn, this took me much longer than I though it would. I apologize for my poor English. I'm already working on a colored version, but if anyone wants to give it a try, please do!

(Not very happy with it, though.) If you like this version, don't forget to check on the b&w version too! =)

Metaphorest wrote it and sang it; the lass writes in French too? She's a regular Nabokov!  Suzyrene played magnificent piano.  Today Madrond101 resurrected in true french form with his accordion, which inspired themetafictionist to sing a harmony part, which has inspired me to sing this.

I think it probably sounds a bit too much like ol' Tom.  En plus, mon français peux être plus claire.  Mais putain, c'est écrit par une irelandaise alors merde.

Noah Segan reading "Starfish" tiny story at the first hitRECord At the Movies show on 4/23.