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rough_tough_cream_puff
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- Last Record: 2013-05-24 21:55:48 -0400
- Joined: May 10, 2012
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I love beauty in all its forms. It is, as this collaboration requests, one of my favorite things. Okay, I said it. I wasn't, however, talking about standard Madison Avenue issue beauty. It is a narrow view at best; anyone can airbrush it or buy it into existence. No, there are other things to celebrate. As an example, my mother is what used to be called handsome. Strong bone structure, a wide, devastatingly thin mouth, a Roman nose, large liquid brown eyes, and a smooth olive complexion make her a woman to watch, and it is my firm belief that her small feet and piano hands are an added bonus. Her hair is best described as premature silver; the texture is silk, the look fox, and sable trims the edges back and front. I look nothing like her; I'm tall and thin with reddish brown hair, a feline face, and as far as skin, an ivory canvas with Jackson Pollack freckles splattered all over in faded sepia. My eyes, wide-set, are hazel, my overbite forever threatening to make me lisp--the rest changes without notice. Although, granted, I too have small feet and piano hands. My grandmother is the beauty. At five foot nothing, she is in her eighties and still surpassing the latest starlets du jour. Her feet and hands are likewise small, her frame small-boned and petite, her heart-shaped face still captivating, blue almond eyes peering out at the world, short white hair crowning all--and she hasn't yet remarried. Her skin is smooth and creamy. I can't help but marvel at her. A friend of mine, at seventy, is still very much a dark, exotic beauty, her personal style chic in its simplicity. New Orleans, when she lived there, adored her. I adore her. God bless. I confess I love watching actresses such as Lauren Bacall and admire them more so than their younger cohorts. I watch the older men in the business (hello, Robert Redford!) for much the same reason. I've said my piece.
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"Danger, danger, Will Robinson! Danger! Warning! You are about to fall out of your dress!" Or: "You are about to flash your panties!" <... |
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It was, they all agreed afterwards, a very loud crash, and the poor man shouldn't have had to fall through the ceiling, even if he was a hermit. "Well," said the hermit, "it l... |
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Dear Imaginary Ex, It's not working out. You're not my boyfriend anymore. I'm not your girlfriend. Get out of my bed, get out of my apartment, and get out of... |
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Wolfie liked to style his hair. He tripped and fell right down the stair. His sister found him alive and well Although his pride hurt for a spell. |
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As I fill my fountain pen, as I swim in black India ink, I am perpetually dismayed by the invasion of the pink. Why not azure? Why not crimson? Why not classi... |
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Deja poo, n. The feeling that you've heard this crap before. --Anonymous * ... |
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HitRECord hits TV. I've heard about that story by now. The truth is, all I have to contribute in the end is my sole blessing and curse mixed up in one snarled, fray... |
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Steampunk Star Trek Vampires, pre-Twilight era Doctor Who Hogan's Heroes Batman and other superheroes (Batman's my favorite, sorry) |
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The odds are better than fifty percent that this will be eventually be shelved among my hidden records, but I'm taking a whack at this anyway. Again. In the face of all known facts a... |
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The only time I'm really treated like the adult I am is when I'm wearing makeup. First, concealer. If I don't do it, all I look like is tired. No, really. Th... |
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Edge NOUN 1. a) A thin, sharpened side, as of the blade of a cutting instrument. b) The degree of sharpness of a cutting blade. c) A penetrating, incisive qua... |
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Note to the weary reader: Vinegar valentines were an actual phenomenon during the nineteenth century, and they were snarky in the extreme. All those looking for sweetness and light (... |
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