I was born with two arms,
I chose to create this propaganda-style poster based upon stellarNELR's Bad Advice text since her statement sticks close to the Bad Advice theme and is also, unfortunately, true.
This is my second version of this piece. I changed up the bottom portion a bit so it went better with the color scheme. Also, some other tiny tweaks.
Hernandez – The Mexican Vampire
Somewhere along the way I lost my accent, I have no idea where it went, but it has disappeared completely.
That is correct friends. My name is Hernandez, I am a Mexican Vampire, I suck blood from anyone, not only Mexican people nope, I suck from anybody, I don’t have a preference. It doesn’t have to be my people although I do like Mexican blood it has hot flavour and taste, usually spicy and hot with a touch of good tequila, but I don’t want to appear to be an a elitist.
I enjoy the occasional French person because I do enjoy the hint of Garlic in their blood, but some of that stinky cheese the French eat can curdle with the other blood in my system. Not pleasant, it gives me bloating and very bad gas.
Canadian blood used to be very good, and they were easy to pick out in a crowd wearing that goofy red flag on their bag letting everybody know they were Canadian, they are so annoying. “hey look at me I’m Canadian,” but now those Canadians are trying all these different foods and a bunch of them are trying to eat healthier then they used to and they are doing Yoga. It used to be you knew that old chubby Canadian would have the flavor of Molson Canadian Beer and that famous back bacon. But now the West coast Canadians especially are eating shit like soy milk and curds and Sushi, what the hell Canadians get you shit together.
Well now that you know a little bit about me let me tell you my tale, I have been a Vampire for only 20 years which is pretty young in the world of vampires. I was bitten by that prick Tom Cruise before he did that movie where he played Dracula, not much of a stretch their Tom…
As you can imagine this is a pretty good gig, what with travellers coming from all over the world I have a continual source of sustenance. People come to Mexico sometimes for a week or a month. The ones I like are the ones who come for 12 hours, off the cruise ships. This is easy prey for me, they stay in the tourist traps, I get the single ones wandering around looking for trinkets for their Moms back home.
I have been able to get their blood into my system within 28 minutes and then send them back onto the ships, the walking dead as it were.
The beauty of this is I eliminate the competition for blood and keep the source of raw blood flowing in, its brilliant if I do say so myself.
So what I am trying to say here is take a cruise to Mexico today and keep your friendly Mexican Vampire Hernandez happy with good supply chain management.
- i just want you
You awake looking up at me
Must be the most beautiful thing i've seen
Don't want someone else
Don't want someone new
i just want you
Open your eyes and look up at me
Don't feel like you have to speak
Don't say anything
i know what's in your heart
'cause i'm feeling it too
i just want you
There are thousands of words,
I know, I know.. you have to be patient to see the whole effect ^^ (it has to go through the whole animation once before it's working properly.. sorry or hesherized: fuck it:oD)
- Third Person in Pieces (venns RMX)
after craving a big beat track for a long while now P.Flow Matics' challenge was exactly what i needed. also yesterday i vowed to work more quickly and set myself a secondary challenge to complete the track in under 4 hours. i was done in 2,5 from reading the challenge to writing this. pretty excited about that.
about the structure:
after putting together the main bones (beat and bass) there was something missing. the story itself was great but the song lacked some heart. and where to get it best than my long time hero riana6. pieces was exactly right to complete the story of "third person". the mood was very similar and the stems from pieces fit like a glove unto the skeleton (man even the info is creepy with this project).
for the most part i was already done after 1,5 hours - the rest of the time i spent on fine tuning the mix and setting up breaks. i kept the structure of the rap because those three blocks it comes in were so condensed pulling them apart would have made the song stutter and break the flow. so i simply built a track around them. which is fine by me - i love long intricate songs with strong arrangements and arches to be built up and then have them fall again. this song is not one of those. it is quick, dirty and nasty - no need to change that i felt. here you go then. enjoy your big slice of horrorcore.