Rock, Paper and Scissors were just sitting around,

Playing their game without making a sound,

Then, as always, in the midst of their caper,

A fight broke out between Scissors and Paper.

Rock cried out and exlaimed:

"This is meant to be fun, you should both be ashamed!"

And so they resolved to make an accord,

a binding contract that could not be ignored.

They decided it was time to stop all their fighting,

And Paper got Pencil to put the agreement in writing.