I heard you were feeling shitty,
So I came up with this little ditty
Of all the things you could think about
To keep you from being down and out
Like something cool
Something neat
Something weird:
How ‘bout feet?
Something funny, piss-pants worthy
Something sly, or something dirty
Something grand
Something new
Something special, just for you
Something you and something me
Something only you can see
Something quiet
Something sound
Something peaceful
Something round
Something cute, and small, and pretty
Something smart, and wise, and witty
Something nice and something sweet
Something cute enough to eat
Something not so ordinary
Something quite unusuary
So don’t be sad
And don’t feel down
Life is better without a frown
There’s something there for you to find
Something small, so nevermind

:o)