I liked my outfit today but taking selfies are hard for me. And they make me sad.
So I said, "Hey, I can draw. I'll draw my rad outfit instead!"
I know of someone who can time travel (honest to goodness, I'm trying hard to be truthful here).
He was a man who worked at a local grocer, working from nine till closing time. Just an average man, with average looks and average eyes. He earned an average wage, enough to support his average life. You never expect extraordinary things from average people but there he was, a man who can actually time travel (I'm sure H.G. Wells is rejoicing in the after life at the knowledge).
His name... well, he doesn't want people knowing his name....