My rumpus is scrappy and unrequited

My rumpus is sappy and sickledy sighted

My rumpus is snappy I just jazzercised it

My rumpus is saggy and brings death when sight...

I purchased a Yak,
His name Kerouac,
A former pet of the author.
I purchased this yak,
With a mucky coin sack.
He was sold to me by his father.
This Yak father<...