On the jolliest jour of July, Joseph “The Jackal” Joyce joined Justice Jack “The Jiggler” de Jesús in juggling the jittery jury chosen to jettison John the janitor from their Jamaican jurisdiction. As the just Joseph jazzed around on his journey to justify this judicial judgment, he jutted the jumble of weapons that the jealous junk jockey had jointly used to perform the job: a jackknife, a jellied jalapeño with jam, 3/5 of a jack-o’-lantern, a junior’s judo jersey, and a jeweled but jagged jigsaw puzzle piece. With these, the jaded Jeopardy reject had jacked the joie de vivre of the Japanese journalism juggernaut José Juárez.