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thought maybe you could use this painting at the end of the film, as a picture to accompany the fading music.
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may be good for sundance. I figured it is long enough with the pauses and all, you can add to it or revise it, I'm open to critism. Tea Time Setting: a bench or restaurant. Maybe Somewhere in England Characters: Dan, Michelle (maybe english accents, or not its up to you guys) CharacterDescription: Dan is shy, naïve, and awkward, kind of like the characters that micheal cera plays. And Michelle is promiscuous, loud, high-spirited, a drinker,thinks she is smart but not at all in but a good friend. Narration: Dan and Michelle are sitting and talking. Michelle: C’mon you have to take her offer and let her take you out for some tea. Dan: NO,NO,No…I can’t, I just wouldn’t know what to do. You know I’m not so “experienced” at dating so… Michelle: You mean at talking… Oh c’mon it’s not like boiling water! Or something, you can do it, it’s easy you just move your lips and--- Dan: What?... boiling water, how is that difficult? I don’t underst--- Michelle: Yeah, it’s hard I can never get it to boil, I think you need to know some chemistry or something. Dan:What!?... No,No, you don’t… you just turn the knob….how do you cook then? Michelle: (very serious Tone) I DON’T…, (happy again)The thing is you’re over thinking it, in the dating world, you don’t need to know how to cook or take any chemistry classes, you just jump right in and swim in the sea of sex, and gangbangs, and and…. Dan: Woe!, Woe there, I don’t even know how to swim… and gangbangs; I don’t want to kill anyone or be a criminal, I don’t want to be in any gangs!? Michelle: What the hell are you talking about!? Just shut up and go out with her, you know you’re lucky she likes you, I mean look at you, you’re hideous! Dan: Yeah… maybe… she lost a bet? Michelle: NO, I would know. (michelle becomes bored; she looks around, not really paying attention) Dan: How? Michelle: I know her. You know, she talks about you all the time! Dan: Really!?... She said my name…?why didn’t you tell me you knew her? Michelle: ( irritated)Yeah!, so what the hell? Yes or no? Dan: I guess…But what if tea really means something else…? You know? I’ve heard of this sex-act that’s really popular… I think it’s called uhh… tea bag… or teabagging?, I’m not sure, but it does not sound comfortable at all, and it sound messy….? Michelle: What!?...it’s great, you should try it, you just have to take a shower afterwards. Dan: Hmmm… guess I’ll have to pack some soap, and--- Michelle: What?No. Dan: Michelle, I’m gonna have to be Frank--- Michelle: What? Why, are hiding from someone (looks around the room), (whispers)you got in some trouble? Dan: (confused) Huhh?...why, I don’t understand? Michelle: Yeah, then why do you have to be Frank now, why not be Dan?, why change your name. Dan: (surprised at her stupidity or naivety) OHH, okay , then??…. Let’s just say I have to be “honest” with you, I think I will take her up on that tea, I am British after all. Do you know how many tea bags I should take? Michelle: What?... uhh, if you want to drink tea afterwards, yeah sure? Dan: Afterwards?... Don’t you use them to do the “TEABAGGING”? Michelle: (half laughing and confused)NOOO!??, why would you, no such tea bags are necessary. (laughing) Dan: Then why the name? Michelle: well, that is just in the manner you do it, but no tea bags! Dan: (serious and embarrassed by his ignorance) Well, you know the name is very misleading. How stupid to choose such a name?, I say just say what you mean and mean what you say!! Michelle: (still kinda laughing)Hey don’t tell me, so now that’s cleared up, how about some tea???? |
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may be good for sundance. I figured it is long enough with the pauses and all, you can add to it or revise it, I'm open to critism. |
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