(This is a re-post, because I'm stupid)
Please don’t shit on me
I see that look you’re giving
And I don’t trust you for a hot second
Not a one
No, I don’t have any bread
To buy a...
(Based on experiences in 3 different cities that all felt very similar)
It’s almost 5AM and the sky’s warming up
And birds are singing from telephone lines
Their warbling voices...
One of life's true delights:
There are no alarm clocks in my dreams
Granted, there are numerous instances of
And getting lost
Along with an...
“Please don’t go. Please?”
I turn around and Lee is standing in his star-speckled onesie, nose running, eyes bloodshot. He’s standing in the living room, half-blinded by the...
A: I could use a new pair of shoes…look at these things.
B: Oh, I’ve got a guy for that. We’ll talk about it later, okay?
A: Yeah, yeah that’d be great.
B: Did you see the game...
A: Alright, come over here.
A: Right here, where I’m standing. Hurry up!
B: What are all of these machines?
A: Counting machines.
A: They’re counting machines. You see...
Based on an old Japanese folk tale:
There once was a young official who lived in a simple city house with his simple, kindhearted wife. He was an ambitious type, whose dreams were...
This is my (irreverent) adaptation of The Fox’s Wedding (Kitsune no Yomeiri) story. I imagine the "party animals", for lack of a better term, as very well-dressed people in animal...