A: I could use a new pair of shoes…look at these things.
B: Oh, I’ve got a guy for that. We’ll talk about it later, okay?
A: Yeah, yeah that’d be great.
B: Did you see the game earlier?
A: Yeah I did! It was just so/
B: It was one of the best I’ve ever seen! What a game!
A: I wish I could’ve been there, but tickets are so expensive.
B: Oh no, not if you do it right. I’ve got a guy for that.
A: Rocket shoes would be so great/
B: Oh I’ve got a guy for that.
A: Bullshit. You do not have a guy for that. You do not have a guy for rocket shoes.
B: I mean…I have a guy? You’re confusing me a little right now.
A: How am I confusing you? What are you/
B: What are YOU talking about?
A: Let’s meet this guy then.
B: It’s ‘a guy’.
B: It’s ‘a guy’, not ‘this guy’.
A: …What? I don’t...
A: Alright, come over here.
A: Right here, where I’m standing. Hurry up!
B: What are all of these machines?
A: Counting machines.
A: They’re counting machines. You see...
Based on an old Japanese folk tale:
There once was a young official who lived in a simple city house with his simple, kindhearted wife. He was an ambitious type, whose dreams were...
This is my (irreverent) adaptation of The Fox’s Wedding (Kitsune no Yomeiri) story. I imagine the "party animals", for lack of a better term, as very well-dressed people in animal...
I don’t remember how or when it started, but every night it’s the same.
It starts as the faintest glow, a murmur of the stunning terror that is doomed to haunt this night and every...
I normally don't include a preface like this, but in this case I think I have to. Writing a comedic piece about depression is a tricky thing, and the last thing I want to do is...
LAWYER (O.S.): And you’re sure this is what you want, Ms. Shaw?
INT. LAW OFFICE - DAY
LINDA SHAW, a well dressed woman in her thirties, sits across from a LAWYER’s desk. In...
I like to run my fingers through the little folds in the current before I get started. I know it’s just an electric pump spitting water out of a glorified statue, but a fountain is...