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One of life's true delights:

There are no alarm clocks in my dreams

Granted, there are numerous instances of

Untimely paralysis

Inexplicable shape-shifting

And getting lost

Along with an unsettling number of man-eating cephalopods

Small price to pay for no alarm clocks

“Please don’t go. Please?”

I turn around and Lee is standing in his star-speckled onesie, nose running, eyes bloodshot. He’s standing in the living room, half-blinded by the...

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by christopher.harn Sep 18, 2014
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A: I could use a new pair of shoes…look at these things.

B: Oh, I’ve got a guy for that. We’ll talk about it later, okay?

A: Yeah, yeah that’d be great.


LATER
B: Did you see the game...

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by christopher.harn Sep 13, 2014
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A: Alright, come over here.

B: Where?

A: Right here, where I’m standing. Hurry up!

B: What are all of these machines?

A: Counting machines.

B: What?

A: They’re counting machines. You see...

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by christopher.harn Sep 11, 2014
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Based on an old Japanese folk tale:

There once was a young official who lived in a simple city house with his simple, kindhearted wife. He was an ambitious type, whose dreams were...

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Based on Johnnyclyde's stunning animations (V1 and V2).


I lost her. And I don’t know if I’ll ever find her again.

One second we were talking about our future, about…the next I was...

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by christopher.harn Aug 24, 2014
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This is my (irreverent) adaptation of The Fox’s Wedding (Kitsune no Yomeiri) story. I imagine the "party animals", for lack of a better term, as very well-dressed people in animal...

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by christopher.harn Aug 14, 2014
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by christopher.harn Jul 29, 2014
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I don’t remember how or when it started, but every night it’s the same.

It starts as the faintest glow, a murmur of the stunning terror that is doomed to haunt this night and every...

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by christopher.harn Jul 27, 2014
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I normally don't include a preface like this, but in this case I think I have to. Writing a comedic piece about depression is a tricky thing, and the last thing I want to do is...

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LAWYER (O.S.): And you’re sure this is what you want, Ms. Shaw?

FADE IN:

INT. LAW OFFICE - DAY

LINDA SHAW, a well dressed woman in her thirties, sits across from a LAWYER’s desk. In...

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by christopher.harn Jun 07, 2014
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I like to run my fingers through the little folds in the current before I get started. I know it’s just an electric pump spitting water out of a glorified statue, but a fountain is...

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by christopher.harn May 27, 2014
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