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christopher.harn Released Oct 29, 2014

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PIGEONS
(This is a re-post, because I'm stupid)



Please don’t shit on me

I see that look you’re giving

And I don’t trust you for a hot second

Not a one


No, I don’t have any bread

To buy a...

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by christopher.harn Oct 29, 2014
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(Based on experiences in 3 different cities that all felt very similar)


It’s almost 5AM and the sky’s warming up

And birds are singing from telephone lines

Their warbling voices...

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by christopher.harn Oct 27, 2014
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One of life's true delights:

There are no alarm clocks in my dreams

Granted, there are numerous instances of

Untimely paralysis

Inexplicable shape-shifting

And getting lost

Along with an...

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by christopher.harn Sep 20, 2014
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“Please don’t go. Please?”


I turn around and Lee is standing in his star-speckled onesie, nose running, eyes bloodshot. He’s standing in the living room, half-blinded by the...

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by christopher.harn Sep 18, 2014
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A: I could use a new pair of shoes…look at these things.

B: Oh, I’ve got a guy for that. We’ll talk about it later, okay?

A: Yeah, yeah that’d be great.


LATER
B: Did you see the game...

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by christopher.harn Sep 13, 2014
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A: Alright, come over here.

B: Where?

A: Right here, where I’m standing. Hurry up!

B: What are all of these machines?

A: Counting machines.

B: What?

A: They’re counting machines. You see...

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by christopher.harn Sep 11, 2014
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Based on an old Japanese folk tale:


There once was a young official who lived in a simple city house with his simple, kindhearted wife. He was an ambitious type, whose dreams were...

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Based on Johnnyclyde's stunning animations (V1 and V2).


I lost her. And I don’t know if I’ll ever find her again.


One second we were talking about our future, about…the next I was...

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by christopher.harn Aug 24, 2014
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This is my (irreverent) adaptation of The Fox’s Wedding (Kitsune no Yomeiri) story. I imagine the "party animals", for lack of a better term, as very well-dressed people in animal...

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by christopher.harn Aug 14, 2014
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by christopher.harn Jul 29, 2014
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I don’t remember how or when it started, but every night it’s the same.


It starts as the faintest glow, a murmur of the stunning terror that is doomed to haunt this night and every...

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by christopher.harn Jul 27, 2014
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