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Christopher Harn
- NH
- Last Record: 2013-06-19 20:23:02 -0400
- Joined: Sep 23, 2011
- http://twitter.com/Chr...
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A: I hate it!
B: Deal with it!
A: No! I won’t tolerate this sad excuse for/ a
B: How dare you?! Really, how dare you? This was/ a
A: I don’t care! I don’t! Get rid of it!
B: So help me God, I/
A: God had nothing to do with that sick mistake. I feel itchy just looking at it.
B: It’s my favorite. I’m not throwing it away, period.
A: When you wear that sweater, I feel like I’m being smothered in a wool factory. I loathe that sad excuse for clothing, and you’re an awful person for perpetuating its continued existence.
B: When I see you look at my sweater, I pity you. You’re the Voldemort of upper body clothing, do you understand that? You’re tyrannical in your anti-sweater crusade.
A: I love sweaters! I’m wearing a sweater right now!
B: ...It’s a pretty mediocre sweater.
A: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!? YOU, with your Jack the Ripper of a sweater, are passing judgement on ME?! I’ll burn it while you sleep. That’s what I’ll do.
B: No you won’t.
A: Probably not.
B: ...
A: ...
B: Don’t YOU have any treasured gifts from an aunt or uncle?
A: No. My family’s not as tightly knit as yours.
B: That’s true. Hey, we should plan a trip to see them out in Portland!
A: You think so?
B: Absolutely! And you know what?
A: Don’t...
B: What?
A: Don’t.
B: You know what I’ll bring?
A: I hate you.
B: I’ll bring this wool feast for the eyes with me!
A: Okay, now I WILL burn it while you sleep, and/ I
(yelling over each other simultaneously, devolving into nonsense)
B: I would defend this with my life! I would topple nations before allowing you to besmirch a single fiber of this heavenly blend of rustic aesthetic and snuggly perfection! This is the magnum opus of Western culture! I/
A: I would die before I let that thing pollute the eyes of another innocent human being. I would go to prison if it meant that frizzy abomination was ritualistically torched, and its ashes were thrown into tar pits! You/
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INT. BOUTIQUE - DAY The store is filled with extremely upscale clothing and shoes. Cutting edge house music plays in the background. Even the mannequins somehow look expensive. |
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She floated in from the deep in the middle of the night. She washed in, between the cold, rocky cliffs, with bits of driftwood and crooked wire. Seagulls cackled over her still, leaden sho... |
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Chris Harn and Matt Lister's rec-RECS :-P
And yes, it's a day late...I fell asleep while it was encoding...
I'd read ex99's A Haiku and loved it. Then I heard Pamagotchi's VO, loved it, and decided to do my own tiny film/VO in a similar style :-)
Headphones!
Just wanted to practice pans and tilts on my new video tripod. Shot at Maudslay State Park in Newburyport, MA
WARNING do NOT use headphones. I'm re-releasing this...I messed up the sound levels around 3:30. It gets extremely loud and noisy. I'll have a revised version up in the next few minutes.
(New version is uploading, this one is now hidden)
Well I'm waiting for a fancy new tripod to be delivered before I do more video, and I also have some serious writer's block...so music it is!
HEADPHONES!
And it's a little bare at the moment...could use some vocals ;-)
All WAVs. I recorded most of this externally, so there are wet tracks that I couldn't change much. The few tracks I could make dry, are dry.
Headphones!
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The stick shift’s rumbling a bit too much for my liking. Is it too rumbly? I’m not sure...I’m not car savvy in even the most forgiving sense. I can change a tire and chan... |
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