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Bryn Hazlett
- Ontario
- Last Record: 2011-07-16 08:51:54 -1000
- Joined: Jul 23, 2010
- http://bonjourbryn.tum...
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The element of surprise cried when he realised he wasn’t allowed on the Periodic Table.
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The boy wanted to become an astronaut so he could wish upon the stars. But, he was afraid of heights. So, he became a diver instead and he wished upon the starfish.
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The physician’s wife was told that an apple a day kept the doctor away.
Each evening she would eat two apples (just to be safe). But much to her dismay, her husband still kept coming home. |
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When the sun rises each morning the birds cry out in warning. “Go back to bed,” they chirp. “Today is looking worse than yesterday.” But we don’t listen, for we onl... |
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The boy wanted to become an astronaut, but he was afraid of heights. So, he became a diver instead. He dived into the ocean and made a wish upon the starfish.
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