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blushingpinkytoe777
- North Carolina
- Last Record: 2012-04-22 19:37:55 -0700
- Joined: Dec 03, 2011
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"what happened to the fruit when the boy ate it? it pear-ished!" "nuh-uh, it didn't, actually, because it was a non-pearishable item." "nah… that joke's attempt to make me laugh was fruitless." "your joke wasn't that grape either…" |
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Why did the hot-tempered doctor quit his job? He ran out of patience. |
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"Guess what my favorite dinosaur is?" "What?" "A thesaurus." "It's a dinosaur??" "..." "...." "....." "OH! &nb... |
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Beauty is only skin deep --> True beauty goes much deeper than skin |
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"I made a bet that I could get you to like me within two months." "Looks like you tried hard- now admit it, you do kinda like me, too, don't you?" "Nah, I just had to mak... |
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"I just don't know what I want anymore…" "Well, I understand what you mean- too many choices, right?" "Yea, I guess you can't have everything." "Wait, ... |
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love is slippery, so be careful, or you'll fall in it |
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You can't have a cake and eat it too --> You can't have a cake and not eat it |
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You're the one train in my one-track mind. |
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"The bottom of your shoe does not impress me."
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Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about dancing in the rain. --> Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about appreciating that free carwash. |
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All's fair in love and war. --> Nothing is fair in love or war. |
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As you make your bed, so you must lie upon it --> Why make your bed, if you're going to lie upon it? |
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