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blushingpinkytoe777
- North Carolina
- Last Record: 2012-04-22 21:37:55 -0500
- Joined: Dec 03, 2011
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Boys will be boys ----> Some boys will become men. |
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Feeling self-conscious about his paleness, the ghost went to a tanning salon. He came out looking like a shadow. |
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The two candles were deeply in love. He burned with passion for her; she melted at the sight of him. Alas, such a flame could not be so easily extinguished. |
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A pop, followed by a chilling shriek. Splatters of red stain the walls. A bottle lies open on the table... &nb... |
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"Oh damn, you're HOT!" the salad said to the soup. The soup replied, "And look at you, dressed in that fancy vinaigrette- I half-wish you were undressed instead." |
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By the light of the moon I caught sight of your charm And when you saw me swoon You caught me in your arms |
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