Boy: On bended knee in front of Girl, sitting in her chair. I’ve wanted this for a long time now, and I know that you’re the one for me…your love is just the one thing that keeps me going, and I would be honored if you would be my wife.

Girl starts laughing

Boy: What? Why are you laughing?

Girl standing up: I’m sorry, but if you want her to say yes, you gotta come up with something better than that. Try again.

Boy: Fine. Okay. Kneels down again. Sweetheart…I would really appreciate being your…husband…

Girl: Appreciate? You appreciate someone making you a grilled cheese sandwich. Come on, be serious.

Boy: I am being serious!

Girl: Then be more heartfelt. One more time, before the show starts back up.

Boy: Clears throat

Girl: And don’t clear your throat, it's weird.

Boy: Okay. Baby…darling…love of my life…you are everything…to me…can’t you…see?

Girl: Losing patience and putting her face into her palms: Oh…my…God….

Boy: I know, that was bad, I’m sorry. I got this one now. Sweetheart? You have had my heart since the day I met you, and you are the reason it beats…

Girl: No, no, no! That’s corny! No corny lines! You guys keep thinking we like corny lines and we really just want you to be honest. Come on, I told you to be heartfelt!

Boy: Gets up, outraged, and starts screaming: YOU KNOW WHAT? I HAVE BEEN YOUR BEST FRIEND FOR YEARS, AND I LISTEN TO EVERYTHING YOU SAY, AND I HELP YOU OUT WHEN YOU NEED IT! YOU JUST SAY THE WORD AND I’M THERE! ALL I ASK IS FOR YOU TO DO ONE LITTLE THING FOR ME! JUST ONE! SO JUST LISTEN TO WHAT THE FUCK I HAVE TO SAY FOR TWO MINUTES!

There is a moment of silence, and then GIRL throws herself at him and kisses him.

END.