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"Dude!... DUDE!!"

"Yeah, what!?"

"Do you have a belt I can borrow?"


"Like a belt, the kind you put around the top of your pan-"

"No, what as in what for?"

"...To put on my pants?"

"Didn't you bring your own?"


"Then why don't you wear the one you brought?"

"Well it hasn't exactly turned up yet."

"So you lost it?"

"NO! I didn't JUST lose the belt.... I lost my whole suitcase."


"If I say yes will you let me borrow your other belt?"

"Probably not."

"Then it's a good thing I got to it first."

"Oh, goddammit, dude. Gi-"

"Forget it man, we're past the belt. So you ready?"

"I've been ready for half an hour. I've been waiting on you."

"That's a matter of opinion. Lets go."