INT. SHOWER - DAY
MAN is in shower, wearing a tin foil hat.
MAN: As you all know, you should never take these babies off- EVER! It's imperative to wear your hat at all times to prevent security breaches, but what many of you don't realize, is that your hat gets dirty- just like you. To insure it's performing at maximum efficiency, you must clean it of debris. I used to use wet wipes on mine, but I'm thinking, why not wash it while I shower. They say it can withstand anything, so lets test this baby out.
Turns on water.
Grabs shampoo bottle.
MAN: Okay, I will now apply the shampoo- WHOA! What the-
He hears the water tapping on his tin foil hat.
MAN: Can you hear this?
He starts to panic.
MAN: Sounds like some sort of morse code. They're getting in- it's malfuctioning! SECURITY BREACH! SECURITY BREACH!
Frantically turns off water.
MAN: Do NOT wash your hat in the shower! I repeat, DO NOT wash your hat in the shower! Where are those wet wipes....
Gets out the shower.