INT. SHOWER - DAY
MAN is in shower, wearing a tin foil hat.
MAN: As you all know, you should never take these babies off- EVER! It's imperative to wear your hat at all times to prevent security breaches, but what many of you don't realize, is that your hat gets dirty- just like you. To insure it's performing at maximum efficiency, you must clean it of debris. I used to use wet wipes on mine, but I'm thinking, why not wash it while I shower. They sayit can withstand anything, so lets test this baby out.
Turns on water.