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INT. SHOWER - DAY


MAN is in shower, wearing a tin foil hat.


MAN:  As you all know, you should never take these babies off- EVER! It's imperative to wear your hat at all times to prevent security breaches, but what many of you don't realize, is that your hat gets dirty- just like you. To insure it's performing at maximum efficiency, you must clean it of debris. I used to use wet wipes on mine, but I'm thinking, why not wash it while I shower. They say it can withstand anything, so lets test this baby out.


Turns on water.


Grabs shampoo bottle.


MAN:  Okay, I will now apply the shampoo- WHOA! What the-


He hears the water tapping on his tin foil hat.


MAN:  Can you hear this?


He starts to panic.


MAN:  Sounds like some sort of morse code. They're getting in- it's malfuctioning! SECURITY BREACH! SECURITY BREACH!


Frantically turns off water.


MAN:  Do NOT wash your hat in the shower! I repeat, DO NOT wash your hat in the shower! Where are those wet wipes....


Gets out the shower.


END.

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