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I'm guessing that you must have ignored the title, but the question is- W H Y ???
-Did you not take my statement literally?
-Are you feeling somewhat rebellious?
-Are you having an off day and don't give a [enter desired swear here]?
-Is your mind in need of enlightenment?
-Do you feel hot, nauseous, and on the edge of hysteria?
*Oh. Really? Then go see a doctor!
-Have you been watching too many spy movies and finally feel invincible?
-Did you parents withhold treats from you as a kid?
-Is it your mission to counteract advice given to you?
-Are you a man?
-Are you unhappy about being given commands?
-Do you not care for warnings?
-Were you double dog dared to take a look?
*My response- Seriously, dude? Seriously? Wow.
-Were you momentarily blinded by the computer screen and unable to see the title?
-Did you think the title led to a more interesting read?
-Have I not listed your excuse?
-By my listing that I haven't listed your excuse, haven't I just listed your excuse?
Are you finding my questions rather annoying, or insightful?
Good.
QUESTION: Which answer suits you the best?
Warning: Do not take the sexist joke seriously.
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