"One day whilst walking across the living room Achilles stubbed his toe on the edge of the coffee table and cried out in pain: "What the hell, Mum! I thought you said you dunked me in the Styx holding me by my heel!""
- - I just recall my art teacher's enthusiastic attempts trying to explain the differences between Doric, Ionic and Corinthian columns to us. All Greek to me! - so I just made up my own version ;) (though it's pretty much Ionic...hihi, Ionic, ...)
" "Hey assholes," Artemis said, grabbing one boy's beer can with a stony stare.
"The next one of you that even thinks the phrase 'how much' is gonna end up like Bambi over there. Get me?" "