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BUS FARE

BY

MIKE LARSON

Hey buddy, could you spare some change for the bus?

Sorry man, I don't have any cash on me.

Listen man, this is what's going down. I've got a knife and I'm gonna hurt you if you don't give me your wallet.

I don't have it asshole.

What's that?

Listen. If you want my wallet you'd better start running that way because the guy who just robbed me has got a head start.

Hold on. What?

I'm not saying it again.

Do you mean to tell me you just got robbed?

Yeah, just about three blocks ago off nicollet. Sonofabitch.

Dang man, that sucks.

You're telling me.

Yeah. Wow. That's really too bad. I'm sorry.

Oh, no it's not your fault. Really, I should have been prepared. Normally I carry lots of cash.

Seriously? Get outta... jeez, man.

Yeah. you know five mintes earlier and that money would've been...

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FAKE HISTORY: CREATION

by 

Mike Larson

WARNING: THIS IS A JOKE AND COMPLETELY FICTIONAL.  PLEASE DON'T TAKE THIS TOO SERIOUSLY.  I DO NOT WISH TO OFFEND ANYONE BUT SIMPLY TO MAKE...

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I can hear their marriage through the walls, every night.

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Life is a dance.  

She was my song.

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Priorities

(Tiny story, Dialogue Tale)

Inner Monologue

by

Mike Larson

 

Hm. Tickets or Groceries?

Well, let's think about it. How often do you eat?

I'd say decently often I guess.

And how...

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I'm a haunted mansion and you're the ghost who lives inside.

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