Hey buddy, could you spare some change for the bus?
Sorry man, I don't have any cash on me.
Listen man, this is what's going down. I've got a knife and I'm gonna hurt you if you don't give me your wallet.
I don't have it asshole.
Listen. If you want my wallet you'd better start running that way because the guy who just robbed me has got a head start.
Hold on. What?
I'm not saying it again.
Do you mean to tell me you just got robbed?
Yeah, just about three blocks ago off nicollet. Sonofabitch.
Dang man, that sucks.
You're telling me.
Yeah. Wow. That's really too bad. I'm sorry.
Oh, no it's not your fault. Really, I should have been prepared. Normally I carry lots of cash.
Seriously? Get outta... jeez, man.
Yeah. you know five mintes earlier and that money would've been yours?
Oh man wow. Really? You know, my bus was five minutes late on my way over this way? I'm gonna complain.
You really should. It's highway robbery that we pay to be late.
You're telling me.
Yeah... As for me I'm stranded. No money to get home.
Can't you walk? Could someone come get you?
Unfortunately no. I live forty minutes away.
Oh man, that's no good.
No it is not... Ok so this is a bit of an awkward situation here but ah, I don't suppose you could spare some change for the bus?
Well certainly! How much do you need?
As far as collaboration goes, I would like to see someone make this into a comic or perhaps a short film? I'm interested to see what could come from this. It might need expanding but I think the shortness of it is nice and less expensive to produce later on. Thanks for reading!
FAKE HISTORY: CREATION
WARNING: THIS IS A JOKE AND COMPLETELY FICTIONAL. PLEASE DON'T TAKE THIS TOO SERIOUSLY. I DO NOT WISH TO OFFEND ANYONE BUT SIMPLY TO MAKE LIGHT OF THE BIG QUESTION. WHY ARE WE HERE? IF YOU ARE VERY RELIGIOUS I WOULD SUGGEST SKIPPING THIS ONE.
God just sat there. Super bored. I'm mean come on. There was absolutely nothing to do and it was very lonesome. It was also very depressing and he decided to end it all, and so he did. He blew himself up. It was a pretty BIG BANG.
Billions of pieces of God went...
(Tiny story, Dialogue Tale)
Hm. Tickets or Groceries?
Well, let's think about it. How often do you eat?
I'd say decently often I guess.
And how often are they in town?
Oh not at all really. It's been years.
Yeah, I see.
I will see you next month.
This is awesome.