"The tragedy of modern life is how simply each one of us can be replaced", said the light bulb and flickered gloomily.
She said I'm heartless, so I ripped my chest open to prove her wrong.
See? In your face, bitch!
With every cookie she ate, her body grew a bit bigger
and with every comment they made, her heart grew a bit smaller.
I: Wow, you can fly, that's awesome!
SHE: Not that awesome.
SHE: I cannot land.
I: You cannot land...?
SHE: Haven't touched the ground in four years.
SHE: I miss running.
Some people are allways wrong, and she was one of these people. Even when she knew what the right thing to do was, she still got it wrong. And that's how she got lost that day.
The look on her face expressed deep loathing and excruciating pain, but I refused to apologize. I mean, I can't be blamed, I'm nothing but a LEGO brick.
I came up to him all excited and he gave this cute childish yawn and said "hey, where's my dragon egg" and I was like all shocked and WTF, it was supposed to be a surprise but he...