I finished it!! Took about 6 or 7 weeks but I did it :o)

I also took pictures along the way and made a small video with them if anyone's interested. 

http://www.hitrecord.org/records/751756

On the top of the hill there are three lovely houses,
Mine, Eddie's, and weird Mrs. Bing's.
Mine's the best, though - it's safe from intruders (or mice), as
you can't reach it unless you have wings.

(Thanking my beautiful wife, Orna, for helping me execute this REmix <33)

(A better-sounding remastered version can be found in the results)

Drum loop taken from calahan's "When We Were Young" (aka gweninterrupted's "drum loop 14").

Let's move to California

Get a place in Hollywood

Go to bars that the stars

Are known to frequent

And get their autographs

(We'll get some money out of it)

We'll stay up late every night

And make believe

There are no obligations

We'll roam the town

And say we're celebrities

(And friends of Joseph Gordon-Levitt)

It won't take long

Til they know our names

Til we burst in flames

All over Tinseltown

We'll be cast

In all the big productions

Objects of attraction

Singing all the way to the bank

They won't be able

To call us idiots

Anymore

We'll be adored

We'll be wine

We'll be acid

We'll be all they're craving

Packaged neatly and massively sold

When Hugh fuckin' Laurie

Is my best mate

They will be sorry

(Oh man, will they be sorry!)

They always made us wait

And laughed at us behind our backs

And when we do lines

With Charlie Sheen

All those assholes will be green

(May their envy consume them!)

They will eat us

They will drink us

They will crave and need us

Like a drug they could never afford

They will eat us

They will wine and feed us

Nowherevillians arise

From the gutter to the skies!

When Hugh fuckin' Laurie

Is my best mate

(So get your lazy ass out of bed

Pack a bag

And let's do it!)

They will be sorry

(Oh man, will they be sorry!)

They always made us wait

And laughed at us behind our backs

And when we arrive

At our old school

All the haters

Will fuckin' drool!

And when we are down

And feeling blue

We can tell ourselves

We're no longer me and you

Altered

There's a welcome party held under ground

For the salty girl from our sugar town

She's the chosen queen

Of our little scene

And she's back after the operation

All the girls and boys

Out there making noise

Came to show her a sweet time / Are in awe of the alteration

So very sugary now

We’re gonna make her feel secured (Can't shake off that sensation)

Protected, safe and re-assured (This feeling of sedation)

We've finally had her fully cured (Lack of orientation)

So sweet, from head to tit to feet (Can't shake off that sensation)

So holy, so right, so complete (She's lost in their translation)

So sweet, She's soon to have a fit (Succumb to desperation)

So very sugary now

She's the chosen queen

Of our little scene

And she's back after the operation

All the girls and boys

Out there making noise

Are in awe of the alteration

She's out on a limb

It's a broken dream

Caught in a chemical reaction

Now it all looks grim

And her lights are dim

Can't shake it off, shake shake it off OFF