Pat: Oh. look Someone’s giving away a free barbecue on Craigslist.
Pat: What? Wouldn’t that be fun?
P: Where are we gonna put it?
Pat: We can put it outside our complex next to the pool.
P: But then when I wanted to use it I would be forced to talk to people and people like bad movies and have opinions.
Pat: Damnit You never want to leave the house and all you want to do is hang out with me.
P: Yes exactly. You’re all I want. Just the two of us. Can we die happy now please?
Pat: I’m not happy.
P: Look this barbecue is going to create...
There's two types of people in the world, those who use their smart phones while on the toilet and those who are bored on the toilet.
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A sort of take on Romeo and Juliet. A Gloam and Longray have fallen for each other. They can only see each other for a few minutes each day as the sun is going down. They have been forbidden to see each other though because they are different classes of shadows.
Inspired by Sinnamin's record Glomea.
Two shadows that each cast for a human couple have also fallen in love. The human couple then breaks up and separates the two shadows from each other. They try to get the human couple back together so they can be with each other once again.
Inspired by JasonAngelone's idea