My new beat.
Lay down something over it why don't ya?
So I met my ex-girlfriend’s new boyfriend last night at the bar.
Really? Are you alright?
Yeah I’ve never been better.
Wow. That’s actually really adult of you.
Yeah he’s seriously...
Pat: Oh. look Someone’s giving away a free barbecue on Craigslist.
Pat: What? Wouldn’t that be fun?
P: Where are we gonna put it?
Pat: We can put it outside our complex next...
There's two types of people in the world, those who use their smart phones while on the toilet and those who are bored on the toilet.
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A sort of take on Romeo and Juliet. A Gloam and Longray have fallen for each other. They can only see each other for a few minutes each day as the sun is going down. They have been...