INT. HOME OFFICE - NIGHT
On a desk
LAPTOP COMPUTER -- “Well, well. Looks like he has another business trip tomorrow. Who do you think he’s gonna take for his BIG presentation? Hmm...?”
INK PEN (male) -- Eyes are rolled. -- “You, of course.”
PAD OF PAPER (female) -- Big red lips -- “It’s always you now.”
LAPTOP COMPUTER -- “That’s right. And don’t you forget it.”
Up on the top shelf, covered in dust, a typewriter is sleeping “ZZZZZZZ”
DESKTOP COMPUTER -- Covered in books -- “Gee, was I ever this annoying?”
INK PEN -- “Yes, you were.”
PAD OF PAPER -- “You were worse.”
TABLET -- Now joining the rest on desk -- “Hey, guys! What’s this I hear about a business trip?
LAPTOP COMPUTER’S eyes are widened with an “Uh-oh” expression. INK PEN and PAD OF PAPER are grinning at each other.
Testing Those Troublesome Traitors
That Threatened This Televised Trial
The Tricky Tabby
Turns The Tables
Telling Tall Tales Through
INT. HORROR CONVENTION - DAY
My PARENTS, my BROTHER, and I are standing in a long line of people. Some are wearing costumes, others are wearing people clothes.
They just won’t go away. One day, they came into my life and never left. I try to ignore them, but that never works. I try to get them to leave every time, but one or two always...
MAN, very short, is standing on an extremely tall ladder that extends way below out of scene. He's surrounded by complete darkness. He's screwing...
As a little girl, she was always well-behaved. She never got into any trouble, and she always did as she was told. But when she grew up to become a teenager, her rebellious side...
Welcome to the end
Of your life story
The credits are rolling
Or maybe not
Let’s stick around
And watch it, again
See if you can spot
Things you might have missed...