THIS WEEKEND come on out to the Lincoln County Fairgrounds and prepare to get MOM-BARDED with NON-STOP ACTION AND FUN! Homemade Cookie Productions presents The Fourth Annual Mega Wholesome MOM-STER TRUCK RALLY! Put on your culottes and give yourself a reasonable amount of time to find a good parking space because YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS THIS EXCITEMENT! All of your favorite mother-driven monster trucks will be here! Including:
= SUSAN B ANNIHILATOR!
= GOOD MOURNING!
= SUNFLOWER SUICIDE!
= CAPTAIN MOTHER-IN-LAW!
= WRECKED BEFORE BEDTIME!
= AUNTIE ANGUISH!
= AND MANY MORE!
Bring the whole family to witness the OBLITERATION, the CARNAGE, and the DESTRUCTION that are JUST LIKE MOM USED TO MAKE! At the Fourrth Anuual Mega Wholesome MOM-STER TRUCK RALLY this SUNDAY! DON'T MISS IT!
Crack and Field
Peers: "Wow, look at Robbie go!"
Narrator: Robbie's peers at school say he runs like lightning.
Robbie: "Hey what are you guys doing with those funny-looking pipes?"
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If anyone ever wrote the story of my friendship with Frankie, people would probably say it sounds too good to be true. But that's how special our...