I can write haiku.
Or maybe I really can't.
I guess I'm not sure.
a quick happy birthday REmix for you, Joe. I hope you get the chance to see all the great contributions to this collab and get tons of warm htitRECOrd fuzzies. I wanted this to be a place where we could send you our birthday gifts to you, although nothing could amount to the gift of hitRECord that you have given us. I hope you have the happiest of happy birthdays. Again by heart.
(P.S. if I missed a resource, let me know. I probably have)