We have to hand in our completely finished book to our publishing company (It Books / Harper Collins) on August 1st.  So I'm setting a due date of July 25th for our creative collective to finish writing and illustrating.  That'll give Marke about a week for layout and design, etc...

Like so many today or this evening or last night, I'm confused... I bought a tiny stories book and had it signed by RegularJOE. So far so awesome. I then took the long and treacherous journey to West London via the strange vessel night bus and with a combined soundtrack of a man next to me snoring and a group of drunken girls behind me singing Dog Days Are Over - I felt the time was right to reread this lovely book and I found this signature on the title page.

Wirrow had clearly ninja'd over to the signing table and signed as Joe did whilst we were being dazzled by camera flashes for the photos. Such is his skills that he repeated this for every tiny book without being spotted.

He just signed them beforehand you say?

Lies. My version is far more plausible.