OKAY...

class is in session....

we have a new student today....

his name is jesus...

can you all say JESUS!!!!!!!!

JESUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

he is the son of god!!!!!!!!!!

and he comes from heaven....

DO YOU KNOW WHERE HEAVEN IS???

IM SORRY TO SAY...

I DO NOT...& I DOUBT IT EXIST....IN FACT I KNOW IT DOES NOT...

I HAVE NEVER BEEN THERE....NOR WILL I EVER GET THERE....

BUT!!!!!

I KNOW WHERE EARTH IS....AND YOU ARE ...

HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU CHILDREN COME FROM EARTH....

DARWIN SAID SOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT????

DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT????????????

YOU WERE AN AMOEBA....

YOU THEN BECAME A FISH....THEN A BIRD....OR WAS IT A

A MONKEY...HMMM.....OR DINOSAUR OR SNAKE OR WHALE OR DOVE OR ALIEN????????????????

WELL....YOU ARE A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!

A WRETCHED HUMAN.....

AND HE IS A SPIRIT.....HE CANNOT EXIST...SO HOPE IS IT....HE IS IN THIS CLASS...ILL TELL YOU....

ITS MAGIK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ONLY SMOKE & MIRRORS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AND YOUR PARENTS FORNICATED TO GET YOU HERE....

YOU ARE JUST SPAWNING OF AN INFERIOR RACE.......

DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?????????

AND ACCORDING TO THE GOSPEL

HUMANS FORNICATED WITH ANGELS....

DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT???

YOU WILL NEVER MEASURE UP TO A SPIRIT....

YOU FOOLS....

NOW STAND IN ATTENTION ....

RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AND REPEAT AFTER ME....

I PLEDGE THE ALLEGIANCE TO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA...AND BY WHICH IT STANDS

ONE NATION UNDER GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAIT WAITWAIT....LETS REPLACE THAT WITH BUSH!!!!!!!!!!!

CAN YOU SAY BUSH???????????

AND DO WE ALL KNOW WHAT A BUSH IS?????

CHILD:

UMMMMM...TEACHER ????

DIDNT god burn a bush?????????????????????????

ummmmmmmmm...yes elvis......GOD DID BURN A BUSH....

AND IF YOURE NOT CAREFUL......

HE WILL BURN YOU TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

CRISPY KFC DELIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CHILDREN???

DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY TO JESUS??????????

&

JESUS????

DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY????

JESUS:

YES..... CAN I BE DISMISSED??????????