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Regarding sides, politics, directions, remnenants, and going away.

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Regard food and the amorphous sense of the acceptable.

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Regarding teaching.

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Regarding ugliness.

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I wondered if Mr. Wood had ever had a sincere relationship in his life.

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My dear Miss Chauntlery,


I do apologize for not returning your correspondence of 17 May. I had meant to write when I first recieved your letter twenty-three years ago, but found myself rather wishing to do other, more interesting things instead.


However, as this unwritten missive and my own impending death are the only occupations remaining to me in this sweet life, I found myself rather eager to respond to you at last.


Yours in the fullness of time,


H.A. Wood


PS: In answer to your question, I did not wish to join you for tea on 2 June. Even as I lie dying, the prospect strikes me as insufferable.

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RECording saves.

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Will it intimate independance if I buy a drink before he arrives?

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People are different,


But humans are all the same.

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Hello, and welcome to Top Tips. Today I'll be talking to you about ressurecting the dead.


Since the discovery of the continuity compound, ritual resurrection has become increasingly popular. However, as evidenced by the recent events in Cleveland and Sau Paulo, even the simplest resurrection can easily go amok. So here are a few tips to help all of your future resurrections go smoothly.


First, you will need:


A pencil and paper
A dustpan
An umbrella
A musical instrument
And a banana


And of course, the continuity compound.


There are also, of course, a few rules which all hopeful ressurectives should observe.


First, know that being dead is usually a pleasant experience, once the corpse in question has gotten used to that state. So don't be surprised if your newly resurrected friend is surly, rude, or unpleasant. They'll come around!


Probably.


Secondly, if you are resurrecting a famous person, know that they tend to be an ungrateful sort and are likely to leave you behind and go and hang out with other recently undead famous people. Don't try and stop it, you'll only make a scene.


Thirdly, be prepared for a mess.


And lastly, try not to stare as your corpse recollects and returns to life. It's like watching someone on the toilet. Fascinating, but very rude. Also a bit smelly.


That's it for now. Good luck with all of your future resurrections, and tune in next week for more Top Tips.

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In contests I often come last


Last is not a number, though


Though qualities of loss are similar


Similar attempts that yield divergent results


Results like STOP and GO AWAY


Away from the memories you’re in.


 


A 6x6 poem is a poem made of six six-word stories. The first word of each line is the last word of the line before it.

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Now I look around


For your answering voice


And I see the crowd


And I look at my choice


 


So I stare at the ceiling and down to the floor


It's so hard to see what you'd rather ignore


 


But just as I


Had turned away


And would no longer see


You sang to me


 


"You're not the only one."

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