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FROM: DR. ANDREW M. TELLERS, DEPARTMENT OF OSTEOPATHY, EDWARDS MEMORIAL HOSPITAL (HOTDOC874@EMMEDICAL.NET)


ATTN: ALEXIS RAMIREZ, PROFESSOR OF VIROLOGY, UNIVERSITY OF MARYLAND-BALTIMORE (A.RAMIREZ@UMB.EDU)


CC: ALLISTAR BENTZ, PROFESSOR OF ABNORMAL PSYCHOLOGY, UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN (ALLISTARDOM@UMICH.EDU)


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Hey, guys!


Please refer to the below document. 


We have performed no further tests and/or procedures on Mr. Dovachnik post-mortem. The raw audio files included are a bit hard to follow. We've had a third-party agency clean it up and pump up the low-level sections and clean out some of the white noise. The team at Pro-Star Audio has also not been able to identify if the second voice was produced by the patient, an outside mechanical source, or through "voice-throwing" such as a ventriloquist would utilize.


In the proceeding transcript, Mr. Dovachnik will be referred to as "CMD" and the unknown speaker will be referred to as "X".


Our Infectious Disease department and the P.P.D are unsure of what to think about all this.


Please, by all means, throw your ideas at me after you've taken a look at this stuff.


P.S. Love that GIF of the chipmunk riding the skateboard, Allistar! Keep'em coming! 




ATTACHMENT(S): WTF_COLLINDOVACHNIK_2_EDIT.PDF

4854_AudioCap_012428.WAV

ProStarAudio_Clean_1.WAV



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PATIENT FILE No. // 7784028-90

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EDWARDS MEMORIAL HOSPITAL // PARCELL, ALASKA // JANUARY 21ST, 2028

ROOM: 4854

PATIENT NAME: COLLIN MARCEL DOVACHNIK

ADDRESS: 66 PRIMROSE DRIVE, PARCELL, ALASKA, 99511

SOC. SECURITY CODE: 300-14-2550-CMD

HMO: Medical Mutual of Alaska 


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