FROM: DR. ANDREW M. TELLERS, DEPARTMENT OF OSTEOPATHY, EDWARDS MEMORIAL HOSPITAL (HOTDOC874@EMMEDICAL.NET)
ATTN: ALEXIS RAMIREZ, PROFESSOR OF VIROLOGY, UNIVERSITY OF MARYLAND-BALTIMORE (A.RAMIREZ@UMB.EDU)
CC: ALLISTAR BENTZ, PROFESSOR OF ABNORMAL PSYCHOLOGY, UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN (ALLISTARDOM@UMICH.EDU)
Please refer to the below document.
We have performed no further tests and/or procedures on Mr. Dovachnik post-mortem. The raw audio files included are a bit hard to follow. We've had a third-party agency clean it up and pump up the low-level sections and clean out some of the white noise. The team at Pro-Star Audio has also not been able to identify if the second voice was produced by the patient, an outside mechanical source, or through "voice-throwing" such as a ventriloquist would utilize.
In the proceeding transcript, Mr. Dovachnik will be referred to as "CMD" and the unknown speaker will be referred to as "X".
Our Infectious Disease department and the P.P.D are unsure of what to think about all this.
Please, by all means, throw your ideas at me after you've taken a look at this stuff.
P.S. Love that GIF of the chipmunk riding the skateboard, Allistar! Keep'em coming!
PATIENT FILE No. // 7784028-90
EDWARDS MEMORIAL HOSPITAL // PARCELL, ALASKA // JANUARY 21ST, 2028
PATIENT NAME: COLLIN MARCEL DOVACHNIK
ADDRESS: 66 PRIMROSE DRIVE, PARCELL, ALASKA, 99511
SOC. SECURITY CODE: 300-14-2550-CMD
HMO: Medical Mutual of Alaska
SYMPTOMS UPON ADMISSION:...
In the sunny oak sprawl morning green
under squirrels chased by their own tails,
the whited walkers amble 'round the trees
donning uniforms of repeated poly-blend.
The son of an...
My name isn't all that exciting. It is very boring, so be prepared.
First some back story:
My actual name isn't Vinnie, although it is my nickname. My name is quite Indian and is...
Chisel in hand
I chip away
turning myself into
an ideal forgery.
Given a knife
but never taught
to cut away
from his heart