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Your story is full of holes like your daddy's straw hat,

and then you clung to my soul like a baby Crawdad,

You're no longer mine, and you're out of time,

You need a little push, think you better hush, the sea is full of wine,

I can't believe the words you say, their full of holes like your daddy's straw hat,

and now you won't let go of my soul, you latched on like a baby crawdad,

You're no longer mine, and you're out of time,

You need a little push, think you better hush, the sea is full of wine,

You're no longer mine, and you're out of time,

You need a little push, think you better hush, the sea is full of wine,

You need a little push, think you better shush, the sea is full of wine.

(Sometimes I just love hanging with my 4year old niece Gabrielle. Big thanks to her. Please check out some others in the resource.)

There once was a boy named Skip.

He loved to skip rocks; but he didn't have any friends.

The rocks were(was) his friends.

One day he skipped a rock really far!

He heard a loud noise.

"Ow!!"

"What was that?!" said Skip.

"It was me!!"

"Who?!!"

"My name is Bobby and you hit me with a rock!!"

Bobby was a Sea Turtle and he was mad.

"Why did you hit me?!!"

"I'm sorry Bobby! I just love to skip rocks."

"Skipping rocks? I used to skip rocks when I was a wee Turtle!"

"Really?!!"

"Yes I did!!"

"Will you skip rocks with me?!"

"Well of course!!"

Skip was so happy, he hadn't smiled this big in a long time.

He wasn't just a lonely boy skipping rocks.

He had a real friend; and they skipped rocks every day!

The end!

Goodbye! :) 

This was a fake interview I made

 (lyrics)

Now the party hats are broken, and we’ve done all our joking,

About the resolutions we’re gonna keep,

Well the alcohol’s provoking, and no one’s softly spoken,

Tonight’s a night I know, I will have no sleep,

Happy Happy New Years, Goodbye  Goodbye to the Blue years!

Everybody’s gonna be alright. And we know the party’s only getting started tonight,

My hair is full of confetti, I think, I think I’m ready,

To take the plunge into another year,

Well the champagne’s almost empty, the party theme’s 1950s,

And the music on the juke box adores my ears,

Happy Happy New Years, Goodbye  Goodbye to the Blue years!

Everybody we're gonna be alright. And we know the party’s only getting started tonight,

Now go ahead and pet the New Year, it don’t bite,

Now the party’s turned to nothing, and hopefully we’ve learned something,

That we’ll be better people in days to come,

Now the years begun so quickly, but I need to live it more carefully,

It appears that I’ve already, stepped in gum.

Watch where you’re goin when you’re walkin in the New Year baby!