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Last month "yourawesome" actually dreamed some music. When I first heard it, I thought I could do a remix of it. Here's what I got so far. This might be good for a flying dream sequence.
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There once was an old, unshaven, heavy set man who liked to read very much. In fact, it was his passion. Though, his lifelong dream was to open his very own used book store. However, everywhere this man went people would avoid him as quickly as they could. For the man never seemed to bathe or wash himself. In fact, he was often seen wearing the same brown polyester pants and the same beige undersized shirt that somewhat exposed his belly button. Needless to say, his foul odor offended others, as nice of a man as he was. Then one day, the man had decided to take his remaining $5,000 (his life savings) and buy a used bookstore business. This made him feel so happy to do this. However, after many months of being open for business, day after day, he couldn't seem to get any customers. People would come in for a short while and then leave without buying anything. He was left staring at $5,000 worth of unsold books. Then one day, he finally got a customer. It was his friend, the priest at his local parish. Only one book was sold that day... the only book he ever sold. The man passed away soon after. They said he died in his sleep of natural causes... broke and lonely. The End. |
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The Walrus and the Carpenter Were walking close at hand; They wept like anything to see Such quantities of sand: "If this were only cleared away," They said, "it would be grand!" "Hold up! I'll tell you what would be even MORE grand" said the Walrus drying his eyes. "OK, so tell me" replied the Carpenter. "It would be more grand if we could get off this FREAKIN' briny beach! We've been here TOO long and we like... should go on a vacation". "Hmmm" thought the Carpenter rubbing his chin. "Where could we go? Chile? Turkey?" "No", said the Walrus. "Those places make me hungry" "Huh? You are Hungarian Walrus?" "No, just want a change of pace" replied the Walrus. With that the Walrus looked down at the dry dry sand, with a somewhat sad look on his face. "You know what your problem is Walrus? You just think too much". "How about if we go to Las Vegas?". Looking up with a sly grin, the Walrus replied, "Now you're talkin!" With that decision made, the two started walking towards a big grassy hill. The Walrus seemed to struggle a bit... Carp: Walli, you ate too many, ye old sod! Maybe this trip will do you some good. And stop you from ALL that thinking. Wali: Yeah, I know. Gotta get out of my routine I guess. They made it up the hill, over a guard rail, and onto the road. Which seemed to stretch for miles and miles... Wali: This might take us a while Carp. How are we ever gonna get there? Carp: Hitch baby! Hitch! Walking down the road with their thumbs out-stretched, the two looked back for any oncoming traffic. There wasn't any. They walked for what seemed like 5 minutes, when suddenly an old Chrysler LeBaron drove up. In it was a young woman driver who was dressed like a waitress from Denny's. Wali: Can you give us a lift? Waitress: Where ya going? Carp: East, to Vegas. (chirping in) Waitress: OK.... hop in. With that Walli opened up the front passenger door, trying to fit his lard ass in... Waitress: My, you're quite a BIG fella! (smiles) Wali: Yeah, I ate my Wheaties as a wee Ladd. The Breakfast of Champions. (smiles) Carp: Wee Ladd?! Don't let him fool you. It was all those donuts! You Homer! (grins) They drove off, with the road stretching out ahead of them. It was such beautiful scenery. Walli enjoyed looking out the window at the purple looking mountains and vast landscapes. Wali: We never did catch your name? Waitress: You can call me P.J. That's short for Penelope Jacqueline. Carp & Wali: Nice to meet you PJ. PJ: Nice to meet you guys too. Carp, sitting in the middle of the back seat, was enjoying the ride immensely as well. Though being the thin trim type he would get restless at times. Seemingly looking for something to do. Carp was also a great "craftsman", always using the tools of the trade to their fullest potential... though he wouldn't spend too much time in Sears. He always wore his tool belt, a screw driver, a tape measurer, a hammer, pliers, a flashlight, etc... and in his upper pocket of his over-alls he carried an .mp3 player with headphones. Carp would not be caught dead without his headphones... Suddenly, the air exploded with the sounds of rock. It was SO loud in the car, that Wali & PJ could hardly hear themselves think... Wali: WOULD YOU LIKE SOME HEADPHONES WITH YOUR MUSIC CARP?! Carp: WHAT?! NO, I'M LISTENING TO TAYLOR SWEETS! Wali: NEVER HEARD OF HER! Suddenly, it got quiet again. Then seconds later, it got loud again. Wali recognized the song blaring out of Carp's headphones... "you drive us wild and we'll drive you crazy"... Carp: KISS! With that Wali turned around toward Carp and with squinty eyes and scrunched up nose, he stuck out his tongue as FAR as it could go! Wali: WHAAAAAAHHHH! (while animating expression) Carp: NICE TRY WALS, BUT WITH A FACE LIKE THAT YOU COULDN'T SCARE SMALL BARNYARD ANIMALS! Wali & PJ: (grins) Carp truly enjoyed his tunes. They made his life so much easier. It was a wonderful distraction. Wali liked music as well, though Wali's taste in music was a bit different. Carp would go more for the pop type bands, while Wali would like listening to the more HEAVY artsy craftsy types of sound atmospheres. Carp took a break from his headphones, and proceeded to take a nap. Wali: So, PJ, tell me about yourself... PJ: Well, I'm originally from Texas. And ever since I was a little girl, I wanted to be an Ophthalmologist. I just LOVE the idea of people seeing clearly. I was saving my money so I could go to a college for Ophthalmology, but then my Dad got sick, and I had to stay home a take care of him. My Mom left us when I was like 3 years old, so I never really got to know her... (gets a bit teary eyed) And now my Dad needs an Operation to have a tumor removed and I just don't know how I'm gonna get the money for it! Just 20 minutes to my seeing you guys out on the road, I walked off my waitress job after the Manager yelled at me for spilling a tray. He cut our pay, I just couldn't take it anymore. I told myself, it's Vegas or bust! Wali: Well, don't you worry one bit! We're gonna help you get the money for your Dad's operation. Consider it a done deal young lady! Wali was good like that. A kind hearted soul, who genuinely wanted to help others, but often times people misunderstood him. They didn't know of his talents, of his vast imagination and creativity. His introspections would seemingly get in the way of him expressing himself. Wali was the kind of Walrus that would kind of grow on you as you got to know him. As the expanse of road moved under their rotating tires and the middle lines of the road slipped past with the oncoming RPM's, it was a quiet time of reflection for what could come to pass.... .... to be continued.......... ??? <3 |
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The somewhat shy Sun likes to sometimes come out to play. When the birds fly into a smile formation, and those grumpy rain clouds don't get in the way. The Sun peeks over the horizon like a waiting child longing for a cookie. Then it springs up as if to say hi to the birds and the trees... "You made my day" it exudes. |
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