spaghetti for brains
didn't have the good sense
to come in from the rain
She splashed in mud puddles
and played in the ditch
until a flash-flood
threw her in with the fish
So she swam and dog-paddled
and looped back around
came up in time for dinner
in another town
Once there was a prince who was the real deal
He wanted a Princess who could feel
his true love, he searched all day and all night
but with each one it seemed something wasn't quite...
Rub-a-dub,-dub, three artists in a tub
Wet, cold and broke, they shiver
It's so hard to get warm at night
in a van down by the river
Hey, Diddle Diddle, the cat on the fiddle
sang to the girls 'til they swooned
The drummer, he laughed to see such sport
'cause he knew it was all auto-tuned
Twinkle, twinkle little star
Alien friend ship from afar
Look down on the world and sigh
We're still at war, you wonder why
Twinkle twinkle little star
Change your mind and you depart
"You're kidding! We used to go there every Saturday night!"
"Yeah, us, too!"
"Maybe that's why you looked so familiar to me."
"I was thinking the same thing when I saw you."
Little Riding Hood, all cloaked in red
Took her knife from her basket,
stabbed the wolf 'til he was dead
Lesson to all wolves: You'd better be good
You never know who you might meet...
She drank in all their compliments and soon she was full of herself.