spaghetti for brains
didn't have the good sense
to come in from the rain
She splashed in mud puddles
and played in the ditch
until a flash-flood
threw her in with the fish
So she swam and dog-paddled
and looped back around
came up in time for dinner
in another town
Once there was a prince who was the real dealHe wanted a Princess who could feelhis true love, he searched all day and all nightbut with each one it seemed something wasn't quite right
So, he returned home, very tired and sadfor he wanted a princess, oh, so badThen a storm came up in the night, really lateSomeone was knocking at the town gate
So the King, all dressed in royal robes,answered himself and did beholdA Princess standing in the rainand she was in a terrible state
Water streamed from her hair and clothesIt ran in at the...
Rub-a-dub,-dub, three artists in a tubWet, cold and broke, they shiverIt's so hard to get warm at nightin a van down by the river
Hey, Diddle Diddle, the cat on the fiddlesang to the girls 'til they swoonedThe drummer, he laughed to see such sport'cause he knew it was all auto-tuned
Twinkle, twinkle little star
Alien friend ship from afar
Look down on the world and sigh
We're still at war, you wonder why
Twinkle twinkle little star
Change your mind and you depart
"You're kidding! We used to go there every Saturday night!"
"Yeah, us, too!"
"Maybe that's why you looked so familiar to me."
"I was thinking the same thing when I saw you."
"I think you guys played frisbee with us once."
"Hey! Did you drive a big red truck with a white dog in the back...and a bunch of lawn chairs?"
"Yeah. His name was Harold."
"Harold! I remember!"
"And were you the girls who used to sneak your friends in for free in the back of your trunk?"
"Ha ha! Yes! Pay for 2 - Admit 6!"
"Remember the blueberry snow cones?"
"Yes! And the...
Little Riding Hood, all cloaked in redTook her knife from her basket, stabbed the wolf 'til he was dead
Lesson to all wolves: You'd better be goodYou never know who you might meetout there in the woods
She drank in all their compliments and soon she was full of herself.