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                                 On opposite sides of the stage, a Man
                                 and a Woman are in their beds.  They
                                 both burst up simultaneously.

                                 WOMAN
          Today is the day!

                                 MAN
          Today is the day!

                                 WOMAN
          The day is today!

                                 MAN
          The day is today!

                                 WOMAN
          My sister!

                                 MAN
          The world!

                                 WOMAN
          My sister!

                                 MAN
          The world!

                                 They both pause, taking it all in, and
                                 then begin with their morning routines.
                                 Throughout their monologues, they are
                                 getting dressed, brushing their teeth,
                                 etc.

                                 WOMAN
          My sister wants a baby.

                                 MAN
          Yesterday, I met my first whale.

                                 WOMAN
          She's infertile.

                                 MAN
          Have you ever met a whale?

                                 WOMAN
          She's been trying for years to adopt.  She had almost sealed
          the deal on this one baby, but then her husband left her.
          Cocksucker.  No, literally-- he left her for a man.  And then
          the agency had no interest in giving her a baby. ...

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Kalena Oct 01, 2011

                                   Joseph Gordon-Levitt starts walking
                                   down an aisle in an auditorium, peering
                                   a...

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                                   Two men, JOE and TOM are seated in an
                                   auditorium in formal clothing.  Tom
                                  ...

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