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A slightly more refined/less chaotic mix. This one even kinda makes sense on speakers! I think.


 


I'm up for dancing when you sing
And I'm up for singing when you dance
I'm up for eating anything you make


I'm up for shaking when you stir
And I'm up for stirring when you shake
I'm up whenever you're awake


But I'm down, down, down
when you're leaving
I am down, down, down
when you're not around
I am down, down, down
when you don't make a sound
Oh baby
I'm basement low when you say no


Such a low
Watch me go


Down.

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Written by sabine/Joab Nevo/Metaphorest  Performed by Joab Nevo & Metaphorest


 


From the soundtrack of PANOPTICON


 


This Prison


 


I saw your face


Through your own eyes


And felt disdain's reflection


 


Your sorrow's pace,


Pulse pumping lies,


Long lost in the translation.


 


My own unrest


Put to the test


Nerve endings eager allies.


 


Fates never guessed


Pains pierce my chest


Sad souls breach glassy blue skies.


 


This prison, this panopticon


Where everything you love is gone...


 


Your mirror like


A spider web


Re-connects the shattered bits.


 


With all your might


You fight the ebb


That sucks your mind off all wits.


 


A helpless guard


I am ashamed


Your edges should not hurt me.


 


Where do I start


Emotions maimed


I swear to not let you be.


 


This prison, this panopticon


Where everything you love is gone...


 

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And in this vast universe grew a boy.


And in this boy grew a vast universe.

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The floor, it so envied that all-mighty ceiling,
Unburdened above - it looked so damn appealing!
Never stepped on or bothered, just observing it all,
"So smug, and superior, making me feel so small".


What the floor didn't realize, and would never have guessed,
Was that the ceiling, it thought that the floor had it best.
Getting stepped on, acknowledged, (and constantly washed),
"I am merely observing, but the floor - it is touched".

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The right shoe left,


knowing the left shoe was right.

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An old track, from my unreleased EP. (Recorded in the late 90's).

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An old track, from my unreleased EP. (Recorded in the late 90's).

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An old track, from my unreleased EP. (Recorded in the late 90's).

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A 4track demo from ages ago. I liked it enough to include it, as it was, in my (abandoned) EP.

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My first new song in 10 years. The original plan was to record a basic, acoustic version, post it here, and see if anyone finds something in it and wants to develop it into something more. But then it grew and became a fully-arranged song.


While I do like the outcome, I'm not so sure this arrangement compliments the lyrics perfectly. I'd love to hear other takes on it. I am adding the stems, in the hope that anyone out there will be interested enough (or bored enough?) to do something with it.


 


Singalong Jack


 


Worked all through the day


Now he wants to play


Goes to town


Where he can drown his sorrows


And no one knows better than him


How to drown their sorrows


 


Gets into the queue


Knows what he has to do


To be quick


To get it done before they even notice


And no one knows better than him


How to not be noticed


 


He hides his gun


And chooses one


To hit and run


When done with his wine


 


The night is young


And yet unsung


And he is hung


So everything's fine fine fine


 


Morning comes violently


Bright and loud as ever


Morning arrives as he


Wakes up next to whoever


 


Another day of disarray


Of doing all


That needs to be done


So much to do now


Bloody hell


The day hasn't even begun


 


So…


He gets out of bed


Bins the sheets of red


Damn, No one knows


The amount of work one goes through


When playing all night every night


It is such a sorrow


He'll drown it tonight


And would deal with it tomorrow


 


Worked all through the day...


 

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Thanking bloemday for the lovely title! :)

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My daughter, 4 days old.

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As the title suggests, this is the base for the version I'm working on. While the finalized version should include many of the readings that were posted, in this one themetafictionist's reading serves as the lead (with RoboJ's whisper, my reading and aszarkowski's reading somewhere in the background).


The main reason that I'm posting this version is that I totally fell in love with themetafictionist's reading and thought it deserves a version of its own.


 

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This is my original, uncompressed mix. It's a bit more scattered (and possibly more chaotic) than the other one, but it's also more dynamic, and more, well... spacey.


I like this one but I thought it may be too out there for some. Hence the second mix.


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(A remastered version can be found in the results)


 


I've been working on a song for quite some time and kept on having all sort of problems and what-nots with it. Needed to clear my head for a couple of days. So I took this cool instrumental by Noah Richardson and had some fun with it. And it was very therapeutic indeed, I must say. :)


The lyrics were written (and recorded) pretty quickly, the guitar riffs were mostly improvised on the spot and the mix was done pretty hastily as well. The whole thing may be a bit messy, but all in all, I'm quite pleased with it. 


 


We Are Illumination


 


We're all fractions


Of an endless whole


Just tiny specks of light


 


But we are the world itself


When we unite


 


When we mash


We can bring a change


And make it all right


 


Can you hear


All the voices turn to one


So loud and clear


 


Lose your fear now


See that light


Feel the change


Join in the fight


 


We are magical


We are brighter than the sun


We are boundless


 


We are illumination


Elevation


One big nation


 

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When I first heard this instrumental by tooantuh, this weird little tune (accompanied by these weird little lyrics) popped into my head. I didn't plan to record it at first, but the thing got stuck in my head for 2 months. So I eventually gave up and recorded it. And then I didn't plan to share it. But now it seems that I am. So... yeah.


[*Listen with headphones, if possible*]


 


Her mother called her Ted
After the milkman
(It was her fault he's dead)
And she was never understood
Never in the mood
Never had the money 
For a private jet
(or drinks, or food)


 

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On the top of the hill there are three lovely houses,
Mine, Eddie's, and weird Mrs. Bing's.
Mine's the best, though - it's safe from intruders (or mice), as
you can't reach it unless you have wings.


 


(Thanking my beautiful wife, Orna, for helping me execute this REmix <33)

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"Our song is on!", my pa declared
and grabbed ma as he Fred Astaire'd
Ma Ginger'd up within a sec
and clung to the back of his neck


And as they swayed there on the lawn
the grey turn black, the wrinkles gone
I realized, watching these teens
that radios... are time machines.


 


* Sooooo, I really wanted to use the child's perspsctive from the original piece, and do it in rhymes. Ended up with this pretty inconcise (and somewhat clumsy) thing. (Hee). Decided to post it anyway... If anyone feels like REmixing this further - Oh, please. Do. :)

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After playing Joab's music on a flight, a passenger commented on the music in his feedback form.


I've omitted the part of the form where he complained about all other aspects of the airline I work for ;)


 

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Happy Belated Thanksgiving everyone! I don’t really have any major requests this week, but just want to check in with you nonetheless: 


Our friends at !t books/HarperCollins love our Tiny Films!  They’re really great people over there and they love what we made for the E-BOOK. Thanks everyone for a great job! But, lets keep refining the ones we have and creating new ones — these films tend to go far.  We always screen a bunch of them at our live shows — you never know where they’ll end up!


Also, don’t know if you noticed but our website is moving a lot faster these days!  Thanks to Brett and his crew for helping us move HITRECORD to a server and a new video encoder.  There are still bumps in the road so thanks for bringing them to our attention.  


And finally, I have an very exciting announcement to make… but not till next week.


Make sure to check out these weekly RE-RECs, there are some good ones.


Thanks Again!


<3


J


 


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This week's Regularity is up and in full effect! 


Jelly Babies - I absolutely love megancarnes' score to Day Glo's reading and she already has made video request for instrumentalists to come and play.  MUSICIANS - let's play on this score! Also - We need more visuals of what this Jelly Land will look like in order to lock down the aesthetic of the short animated film.  Check out elayne's and sojushots' contribution and lets keep moving in their creative direction!


BAD ADVICE - Marke gives some great examples of how to turn cliche phrases that we assume are "good advice" (but really aren't) and remix them into what we consider is actually some good advice.  He also advises us to really be sure that the remixed result clearly references the original.


Finally - I give an update on all of or payments to contributing artists of 2011


Thanks and thanks again!


<3


J


 


 


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Alright, here it is, V2 of We Are Illumination. Added some vocals as well just to beef it up a little. Let me know what you think!


 

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Note: This is the .wav verson. For some reason the .mp3 version wasn't playing correctly on this site? I'm not sure how to delete records too so that's why the .mp3 version is still up. Sorry if there is any confusion.


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Another song of Joab's I re-mixed!


Some things I took some liberties on:


- I used about half the tracks that was in Joabs. I felt like the intense doubling took away from the song a bit but I did use some doubling for the vocals in some instances.


- I added my own MIDI drums (Addictive Drums). Yeah I know they don't sound very MIDI haha. Also, because I added my own drums I took some liberties with coming up with the beat and fills.


-EQ'd the hell out of everything as well as put some compression and reverb on a good handful of things.


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Some issues:


- I have this weird hiss. I may have to do with how the track was recorded, but it seemed abnormally loud for some reason.


- Some timing issues. I guessed at the tempo to lay down the drums (152.5? haha) but those things are a little too hard to fix.


- I was considering re-recording the electric guitars hehe. 


 


Other than that it was fun! Give me some feedback!


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My 1st Mix of this song.


 


Not exactly my best mix -


I was really looking for a high-frequency type sound to go along with the beat in the louder part but I had trouble with it and left it out.


 


I took a few liberties with the song in some places, I hop Joab doesn't mind :D


 


Send me stuff to mix! :D

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For stike.


I just muted Wirrow's track and exported it as is. And it's a bit messy. Let me know if this is sufficient for whatever it is that you want to do with it or if you need me to try and tidy it up a bit.

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3 harmonized voices. (Starts at 0:09).


If you choose to use this and would prefer to have the separate tracks, let me know and I'll upload them as stems. xx

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Made a quick recording (and an equally quick mix). Couldn't resist it, really. I just love singing with Sarah. <3

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I've just heard this song for the first time tonight, and boy is it a fun one! :D So, even though it's past my bedtime I couldn't resist doing a (VERY) quick vocals take (or 3). I went for a casual, unassuming, doesn't-really-give-a-damn attitude type of thing. It felt right for this... But this is only a sketch, really. (Since I recorded it late at night, when everybody's sleeping, it's also quite whispery...). If ppeppina and the peeps in charge of this production think that my voice (and this type of attitude) may be right for this I'll be happy to record a more refined take.


I should mention that the original plan was to upload the thing isolated, but then I've listened to it on top of ppeppina's track and decided that I like it that way, even if it doesn't really make much sense. Making sense is seriously over-rated, anyway! :D


(Ah! BUT! On headphones it does seem to make a tiny teeny wee bit of sense. So if ya have a pair laying around, please, do put 'em on!)

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This project became quite messy, so I've tried to tidy things up a bit for this stems release.


Mainly, I've divided it to 2 separate archives. One for the basic, acoustic version, and a different one for all the additional tracks.


I have also made two alternative options for handling the vox tracks - there's a singular track with all voices combined, and a folder with the separates, if anyone would want to isolate certain ones. The same goes for the classical guitars.


I don't know how well the final mix manges to hide the fact that I've neglected my voice and haven't played guitars for so many years, but, well, the separate tracks make it pretty apparent. Just a little heads up. ;)


If anyone wants to use any of this for whatever purpose, feel free. I'll be honored. If not, that's also quite alright.


Cheers,


J.

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Additional layers.

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Apologies for this being all over the place... Recorded it in bits and pieces, on quite a few channels. Tried to tidy it up a bit and group some of them, but it's still a handful.


Also removed the panning and volume automations (on most channels at least, not sure I actually remembered to do it on all...) to make it easier to remix this as one wants.

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All instruments other than guitars.

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Didn't have time for ReRECS yesterday. Didn't have much time for it today either, but I've managed to compile a few of my favorites into this anyhow.


As always, this is just a small sample of all the lovely works I've encountered here recently.


EDIT: Oh damn, This is what happens when you do something in a rush. Released this as a text, instead of an album. :/

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The 2nd (and better) mix can be found here.


 


Written by sabine/Joab Nevo/Metaphorest 


Performed by Joab Nevo & Metaphorest


 


From the soundtrack of PANOPTICON


 

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VO's are really not my thing, but still... wanted to give this thing a shot...

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The floor, it so envied that all-mighty ceiling,
Unburdened above - it looked so damn appealing!
Never stepped on or bothered, just observing it all,
"So smug, and superior, making me feel so small".


What the floor didn't realize, and would never have guessed,
Was that the ceiling, it thought that the floor had it best.
Getting stepped on, acknowledged, (and constantly washed),
"I am merely observing, but the floor - it is touched".

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He asked for her hand,


but she just gave him the finger.

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The right shoe left,


knowing the left shoe was right.

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Just a little experiment...


Featuring aszarkowski, Ashes2Ashes & Day Glo (with Metaphorest on Mm-mmm's). Music by Robo_J.

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A big hello, hitRECord peeps!


 


I'm so very thrilled to join this wonderful community. I've discovered it through the uber-talented Sarah Daly (aka Metaphorest), and, well, I actually need to thank both Sarah and this website for what's been happening in my life recently. Here's the story:


I haven't made music for about 10 years now. While music used to be my entire life, in recent years life had me going down a different path. I haven't written a song in 10 years, haven't sung or played any instrument for about 8... Music became my past.


Not too long ago, I found the original master of an EP I recorded in the late 90's (which I've never released). I listened to it, felt saddened that it remained hidden all these years, and eventually shared it with people who have never heard it. These feelings, plus the feedback I've received, made me start considering getting back to creating music. But it seemed like a distant dream after such a long time. Didn't really think I'd be up for it.


And then I've heard Metaphorest's music, and was blown away by her talent and by the volume of her work! She's so prolific. It really inspired me. I was a step closer to picking up the guitar and start working. The thing that signed the deal was the discovery of this site. The idea behind it got me so excited that I couldn't resist it any longer, went ahead, and finally wrote and recorded my first new song. (So I am VERY excited at the moment!).


I thought long and hard whether I should post this old EP (which I don't have stems for) here, or just refer you guys to its soundcloud page. But then I thought that who knows, maybe someone could still do something with any of it (remix, cover, or maybe Joe and co. would dig it enough to make something happen with it after all these years…).


So I'm starting off by posting 4 old songs, and the new, fresh track, you've all helped inspire. :)


 


J. 


 


EDIT, March 22, 2012:


 


When I wrote this introduction I didn't see fit to disclose a certain aspect of this story. It didn't seem right to share it on my first day here. But over the last few months (considering the fact that people were still reading this post), I began to think that I probably should. The original post just didn't look right to me. It felt like I was hiding this crucial fact about myself.


I decided to add an edit at the end and not release this as a new RECord or edit the original post. It felt more right.


I wrote in the original post that "in recent years life had me going down a different path". The more truthful version is that life had me going nowhere. I've been suffering from depression for over 10 years. It was pretty much when I started taking anti-depressants that I stopped making music. My condition, combined with the numbing effect of the medications just made me give it up. (And this was at a point where I actually had a band and a potential record deal). At first, I was still able to pretty much function. I could still work, study, and maintain friendships. But gradually my condition became drastically worse. It got to a point where I couldn't leave the house; I abandoned social life completely, and lost all hope and desire for life, practically. There were days when I couldn't even get out of bed. And this non-living form of life went on for years. So getting back to making music REALLY didn't even seem like an option. I didn't allow myself to dream of such a possibility. It was so far away from me at that point. All I was praying for was to regain a decent life. To be able to leave the house, to be able to see people and not get a panic attack, to maybe be able to feel what's it like to enjoy something again...


The change started when I started therapy and stopped taking the anti-depressants. While things started to get a bit better, I still didn't think that getting back to making music was something that could ever happen. I became so insecure during these years, and making music became so incredibly alien to me. So scary. I felt that I forgot how to do that, and that it's something that was truly gone and buried.


So the fact that I managed to record some new songs in these last 5 months (and hopefully there will be more. Only time will tell) is truly incredible to me. And like I've written in the original post, Sarah and hitRECord had a huge part in that. And I will forever be grateful for that. <3


 

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If you had to pick one song to listen to on repeat for the rest of your life, what would it be?


Beethoven's Kreutzer Sonata.


 


Name your top ten favorite films (no more, no less, no ties):


Lost Highway
Mulholland Drive
Inland Empire
The Tenant
Don't Look Now
To Kill a Mockingbird
The Wicker Man
The Graduate
Psycho
Jacob's Ladder


 


If you could hang out with any Hitrecorder for the day, who would it be?


I'm not very social in recent years. Don't think I'd do well in such a meeting. I would meet AnneMarije, though. I have a feeling we'll be perfectly okay with just sitting for a drink and remaining silent. :)


 


What is your current favorite Hitrecord Record (not your own) :


My current favorite record has been my fave since the day I joined. It's Expoobident's REmix of Metaphorest's "Be Prepared". It's so good (yet so underrated!).


 


Name at least one physical attribute that sets you apart from others:


I really don't know. I'm not too tall, I'm not too short. I'm not extraordinarily gorgeous, nor am I monstrously hideous… I really can't think of anything that sets me apart from others... Oh! Well, of course there's my pretty large… Umm. Hmm... Nevermind. :p


 


If you had to live the life of a villain for the day, who would you choose?


I wrote a song called "Caligula Wannabe" 17 years ago. So if it doesn't have to be a fictitious villain, I'll stick with that.


 


If you could have a drink with anyone in the world, who would it be?


David Lynch. And it would be coffee. Damn good coffee. (And hot!).


 


Would you rather live in our world, Middle Earth, Alice's Wonderland, or some other crazy world?


I'd rather live in someone's dream.


 


Aliens or Predators?


Aliens.


 


What's the earliest, most vivid memory you have?


Hmm. My earliest memory is probably a false one. It's me as a baby, climbing up the stairs of the attic and a moment later finding myself on the ground. Since no one recalls such an event, and since a baby probably wouldn't survive such a fall I believe it probably didn't really happen. Strange thing is that my next memory also revolves around a pretty similar fall. This time from the garage roof. Weird. Well, it WOULD explain quite a lot if I actually kept falling on my head as a baby…


 


What's your favorite number and why?


Favorite number? Don't think I have one. I have a connection with the number 2, though, since my birthday is 222 (Fabruary 22nd)…


 


Do you have any superstitions or idiosyncrasies?


I'm pretty sure I have a bunch of idiosyncrasies but my mind is blank at the moment. (New baby. No sleep. Can't think). I'll just put mild-OCD for now (if that counts).


 


If you've seen Inception, do you think he's awake in the end, or not?


I saw it. Don't really remember much about it by now, though. (Apologies to those involved…).


 


What's the most appealing scent to you?


Just like fleurdelys, it's the streets after it rained.


 


What animal would you be if you had to be one?


Turtle. I like to take things slow, and I love being home.


 


Who has made the biggest impression on your life?


Kate Bush. David Lynch. Any person that does what they love - on their own terms.


 


You're about to die and you have one wish. Your wish cannot be to save your life and it will affect everyone you leave behind. What's your wish?


Argh! Again, something that requires thinking! I'll get back to this when my mind is working.


 


What is the strangest thing that has ever happened to you?


Life.


 

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These tiny fellas are just too envious of their illustrated brothers and sisters. And they're cold. And sad, and vulenrable. Would anyone care to clothe the poor buggers?

(Now, I know that it won't be an easy task when it comes to some of them, but I've been surprised before by the amazing talent and the out-of-the-box creativity that the amazing illustrators of this community exhibit. So let's see what this request may yield... :)).

 

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Their farewell by the fair well fared pretty well. Well, fairly well...


 

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I never know when you're being serious.


Must be the chicken outfit.

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She seemed incredibly credible, and sounded assuredly sure.


He felt stupendously stupid... and remained perpetually poor.

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And then the lights came on.


And everybody just stood there,


silent and confused.

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