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Thylacines were a carniverous marsupial that lived in Australia, Tasmnia and New Guinea. They are now extinct.

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1. Why are you leaving your current superhero?


Well, I was actually working for a villain. The Orange Menace, you've probably heard of him. Well, over the ten years or so that I've been his sidekick, I kind of started to question the morality of what I was doing. I mean, I was making bank, but sometimes there are things more important than bank, which is something Conrad (that's his name, by the way, Conrad) didn't understand. We exchanged words, then we exchanged blows, but it was a mutual thing. I'm fine.


2. What's your greatest weakness and strength?


I'd say my greatest strength is my up-for-anything attitude. Like, I worked for the Orange Menace for ten years, so you know I'm really willing to do whatever. I might complain about it later, but I'll do it, whatever it is you want me to do. My greatest weakness is probably my inability to feel love.


3. Describe a difficult work situation and how you overcame it.


I will admit to having been sexually harrassed by Conrad on more than one occassion. What I usually did was try and get away from him as soon as possible. I feel like this might have been part of the reason Conrad hired me in the first place, and part of the reason he was so fine with letting me go. Although honestly, I feel like I might have accepted his advances were it not for my inability to feel love. Next question.


4. What was the biggest accomplishment/failure in your last sidekick role?


One time, I killed Thor (although he had already been severely weakened by my colleagues). Most of the credit went to Conrad and Loki, but I was the one who dealt the finishing blow, so it was a personal victory at the very least. Then it turned out that was actually a clone of Thor (this was back in the 90s, when everyone was cloning themselves), but he still had all Thor's power, so yeah. Another time, I tried to clone myself, but a cat came out the other end for some reason. Still not 100% sure how that worked, but I broke the cloning device in the process, so I guess I'll never know. I kind of stopped the cloning fad in the process, so that was a big failure on my part.


5. What are your passions outside of work?


I have very few passions, due to my inability to feel love, but I do make YouTube videos. Sketches and Let's Plays and such. Me and my roommate, Rick. Yes, that Rick. He was Hulk for a while. Anyway, I also sold meth for a while. Not anymore. Don't worry about it.


6. Would you be willing to undergo a rebranding if required?


Well, my current alias is "Henry," so yes.


7. What are your superpowers and how would they benefit this partnership?


My main superpower is my ability to imitate any voice or sound. This could help distract the enemy and would also be helpful in many heist situations, as I can also flawlessly imitate complete silence. I can also do the hadouken from Street Fighter, believe it or not, and sometimes when I sneeze I shapeshift. With proper training I could learn to control that and then it would be a really valuable asset. I could really just turn into Mothra or something and just squash the enemy, if you need that. Or I could turn into you for when you have two places to be or something.


8. Do you have any questions?


Is there a break room? Good, good. Can I see it? I just want to know like, what there is to do in there. Ah, cool.

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Is there a way to delete a submission from a collaboration? I've made a few mistakes where I submitted an image/file into the wrong collab. For example, I accidentally submitted a fire bumper image into the gun collab...

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Lexicon failed me


Smoke always trailed me


Like an atlas to lead


Your mouth to my throat


The only real difference between medicine and poison


So they say, it's in the intent, it's in the dose


And I intend to poison whatever's left of me


You can watch me collapse on the oak porch


While Saint Thomas slides his hands into my wounds


To prove to himself he wasn't wrong the first time


Language failed me, and the dose is growing


Am I such a bottomfeeder that you haven't noticed yet?


Are you allowing me to collect all your scars


So you feel there's at least someone there to catch you?


Even though a part of me wants to be the cause


Of the discolored marks on your arms


The mismatched hues of your amalgamated heart


If there is someone above, he should be grieving


I should be the one forgiving him


Because I'm lost in such dense forest


And you're the spark that refuses to catch


You're the wildfire that failed to scorch the earth


At least enough to tell me I need to go


To not hang myself from old brownstone houses


And martyr my hands for something that's never coming


Leave a note somewhere I will find it


And I'll never ask you to feel this way again


 

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Hello, Superhero Emporium?......Yes. I’m looking to obtain a sidekick……...Uh huh, yeah…...Ha, just the tried and true for me, thanks…...Yes, one young boy please……...Huh?...................what do you mean you can’t sell me a small boy?...........Well why not?...........What?.........Ew! How dare you…….All the top superhero’s have their own disenfranchised child………...... No it’s not a sex thing!…….....Yes, I am wearing spandex. ………..Well of course my identity is secret. Can’t have people knowing about what me and the boy are doing…...............Uh huh……....yeah………....Oh? OH! You can’t talk to me that way! I have a tragic backstory!........If you must know my father left when I was very young………....Well it’s possible he was murdered………...It’s the not knowing that makes it tragic..................... And how many people’s parents are realistically getting murdered around here anyway?...............Oh man. Both of your parents?.....Down at the docks by their mortal enemy? Wow. That’s intense…………......Did you get revenge?................You forgave him?..............Loving life is the best revenge? Yeah I guess that’s true.……....Anyway back to my order. What else do you have?............No I don’t want a twenty-something……....the whole point is that they’re young and impressionable. And more flexible. Like a trapeze artist. I hear those make good ones…….(gasp) Oh my god! For scaling walls you pervert! And impressionable so I can mentor him and set him on the right path…...I have to tell you, I am not loving this customer service………..Oh fine. What do you have in a female?...........Hmm…….Eighteen but looks sixteen and dressed as a schoolgirl?........ I don’t know how I feel about that…………..trained in small arms fire?...............She has knives for hands?..........AN OCTOPUS IS DOING WHAT?.......................I don’t know what manga is but I don’t think I like it……..What else do you have?..........A crime fighting dog? Hmmmm, I could see that……….Well that name is hardly appropriate…….…..I don’t care if that’s just what you call a female dog…...….Because it’s childish. You’re being childish………...................are you laughing?............Wait a second. You sound familiar…………...Ah! Is that you Colonel Chaos?.....I should have known……….Who is that laughing in the background………..When did you get a sidekick?...........I’m hanging up………...Because you’re a bully and I don’t have to talk to bullies…...I’m sorry about your parents.


(click)


(dial tone)


(dialing)


(ringing)


Hello? Superhero Emporium?..........Finally. Look I’m trying to get a sidekick. A small, young, flexible boy to do secret things with. And I don’t want any lip!............Oh thank god! What a relief………..Well it’s just great to talk to someone who makes sense……I don’t know why you’d give me grief either……...Uh huh…………...Next day shipping? Great……..You send him in a crate? Air holes though, right?......Part of his backstory? Fantastic……….Yes I would recommend your service to a friend……..While I have you here....Do you sell tragic backstories?........Just one?.........The one with the parents murdered down on the docks by their mortal enemy? Figures…...I’ll pass. Just the boy……….....Well thank you too you lovely young person. I’ll call back with my information. Until then have a brave day……...No, BRAVE. It’s my thing. It’s my thing I say…...I know right? I think so too. The world does need more bravery. So yeah. Have a brave da.…Did you hang up? You hung up.


(heavy sigh)


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Couldn't resist uploading this one too. 


Original remix heeeeeeeere 

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4 days. 19 colors (including crane colors). 300 post-its. ??? cranes (I'll let you know when I take 'em down).   


Be sure to check out xobreexo23's original photograph heeeeeeeere 


To see this with super dramatic shadows click heeeeeeere 


Illustrations are easier to remix for post-it projects, but after seeing bree's photograph on hitRECord's tumblr, I knew I'd kick myself if I at least didn't try to remix it. It was challenging and difficult dealing with lines and shadows that I never had to deal with before.


The cranes were originally going to be drawn on white post-its outlined with different colored sharpies, but the blurriness of the cranes in bree's photo made it difficult to know which line went where. Part of the appeal of bree's photo is the birds' blurriness because it gives the feeling of flight. It also gives the feeling of awe and confusion for the viewer because you're left wondering how the hell she did that. So I nixed the drawn cranes idea and decided to fold the cranes myself. Placement was tricky, but it worked out in the end. I love having the cranes pop off the post-it giving the whole project a 3D feel -- something new. 


Anyways, go subscribe to xobreexo123 if you haven't. She's a superb artist and her photographs and animations are phenomenal. 


Pretty proud of this project :)

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Cut my knuckle when I stripped a bolthead this morning. Had my camera and thought this would look cool.

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