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Mom, What's That?

A/N: For SOME reason, instead of centering the text, the site decided to underline it. What's even more interesting - I can't un-underline it. So for now we all have to deal with it the way it is...

INT. KITCHEN

MOTHER is doing something in the kitchen, while CHILD (around the age of 3) is playing at the kitchen table. Suddenly a crayon catches the CHILD's attention and he/she looks at it intensely.

CHILD

Mommy!

MOTHER

Yes, honey?

CHILD

Mommy, what's this?

MOTHER

(glimpses from the kitchen)

That's a crayon, baby.

The CHILD is...

by skriks ago
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Mom, What's That? (Remix)

(I loved this script by skriks and had to give it my twist. The concept is still the same, though. Hope I didn’t ruin it. )

INT. KITCHEN

MOTHER is doing something in the kitchen, while CHILD (around the age of 3) is playing at the kitchen table. Suddenly a crayon catches the CHILD's attention and he looks at it intensely.

CHILD

Mommy!

MOTHER

Yes, honey?

CHILD

Mommy, what's this?

MOTHER

(glimpses from the kitchen)

That's a crayon, baby.

The CHILD is suddenly uninterested in the crayon and drops it carelessly, and at that...

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You should also take a look at her...

Saintmaker-1569564
by saintmaker ago
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Rosie-mcandrew-1629999
by Rosie McAndrew ago
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by Murker ago
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The etymology for the word clandestine (klan-ˈdes-tən) is from the 1560’s. It is Latin from clandestinus “secret, hidden,”and clam meaning “secretly,” combined with intestinus Latin for “internal.” It is an adjective denoting something executed with secrecy or concealment, especially for purposes of subversion or deception; private or surreptitious.

Example: Their clandestine meetings went undiscovered for two years.

Underused in my opinion. :)

by Murker ago
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754

California is a combination of the Spanish words for hot (cali) and oven ([f]orno). The name was coined almost 500 years ago.

(The weather has been in the 100’s lately, so people are actually baking here.)

by Murker ago
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675

Doomed Romance

You push,

I pull,

You stand,

I sit,

You're flush,

I'm cold,

I clash,

You fit,

Yet e

Ven now,

The fuse

They lit

You stay

With me

Until

The blitz.

Explosions reign,

We reap the same,

You could have spared yourself the flame,

Dooms-Day reached 1,

Christ, aren't we dumb?

Fat Men abound,

Our world is done.

And in this Terran aftermath,

As black skies rain an acid bath,

You stand beside me while we rust,

Returned to Earth amidst the dust.

by LiamSheils ago
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Taschas-1666135
by TaschaS ago
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387
Monika-dekowska-1613563
by Monika Dekowska ago
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