Quite the awkward date.

"What Doesn't Kill You Will Probably Try Again"

For the Bad Advice Collab and tiny stories I guess. Enjoy.

Do re mi fa..so I don’t know

Just how I always end up singing this solo.

I try to set it up to make it easy to duet

...but nothing’s happened yet.

'cause A-E-G-C, it doesn’t spell it out like L-O-V-E

But even if I say it clearly music isn’t nearly

Enough to make you see me like I thought it would be

Do re mi fa-so in love with everyone but me-re do

I'm sick of all these hopeless cases

Same old loves in New York places- so

I-I-I would like to turn it on itself and sing it:

Do ti la sol fa- but oh no!

They say that everyone is music at their heart

We all know the same notes but we're all singing different parts

And when our melodies come harmonies we call it love, or art?

…Don’t get me started on-

Do re mi fa- so in love with everyone but me-re do

Sick of all these hopeless cases

Same old loves in New York places- so

I would like to turn it on itself and sing it:

Do ti la- so far you don’t know

So I hate to be the one to break the news

But no one’s gonna love you like I do

And I’m feeling like Bogey saying “Here’s to you, kid”

(I tried to act it out but I just looked stupid)

And maybe singing it will make you realize

You and I are meant to harmonize :)

Do re mi fa- so in love with everyone but me -re do

I'm sick of all these hopeless cases

same old loves in New York places so

I would like to turn it on itself and sing it:

Do ti la sol fa- but oh no!

Of course I have an idea for a song right after I pack all of my recording equipment. Maybe someday I'll record it properly but for now, it's just me, my laptop microphone, and a ukulele. Feel free to sing along? Chords C G Am F, as usual. 

It would make me happy to see little waves popping up in non-oceanic places to remind people that their zippers are down or that the person they're shaking hands with hasn't washed up after using the restroom.