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My biggest fear is that when I die
everyone will find it hilarious.
I like the idea of hitRECord working on an audio book, because it is a great chance to showcase just how global this community is, as well as a great opportunity to put some of the amazing short stories we have on the site to good use.
Again, we have some great foundations for a graphic novel already available in the form of such collaborations as the Character Collab and Reboot the System, and several members have already outlined their own storylines and ideas for one. So I think this is definitely something to look at.
I’d love to see this short finished!
Chapter 1: Rituals
Album: http://www.hitrecord.org/albums/339335 'Ritual' Selex (Untitled Patterns Book), by CaptCare
Chapter Text: http://www.hitrecord.org/records/1542832 Ritual (Patterns Book Text + Curation), by JerzyJung
Chapter 2: Deja Vu
Album: http://www.hitrecord.org/albums/339028 Chapter RE: Déjà vu (curation), by annejumps
Chapter Text: http://www.hitrecord.org/records/1442872 Sometimes, by musing5225
Chapter 3: Circles
Album: http://www.hitrecord.org/albums/339446 Circles (Patterns Book Curation), by Emma Conner
Text: http://www.hitrecord.org/records/1531304 Chapter: Circles (Patterns Book), by Emma Conner
Chapter 4: Steps
Album/Curation and Text: http://www.hitrecord.org/records/1534085 Steps (patterns curation), by Proi
Chapter 5: Vanishing Points
Album/Curation and Text: http://www.hitrecord.org/records/1531659 Vanishing Points (patterns curation), by Proi
Chapter 6: Breaking the Pattern
Album/Curation: http://www.hitrecord.org/albums/339129 Breaking the Pattern (Pattern Book Curation), by IvanaK
Text: http://www.hitrecord.org/records/1542214 Breaking the Pattern (Pattern Book Text), by thesickrose
Suggested text for an introduction to the book:
I don’t test well.
Tests are, for me, a circle of hell. I worry about time limits; I can’t recall things that I could remember quite clearly moments before and my mind goes into a tailspin. The results are usually average at best.
This wouldn’t be a problem if our society places didn’t happen to place so much value upon test results, a fact that was brought home to me yesterday. It was upsetting to have my skills with English questioned after taking a test, because I do place a lot of value upon my (assumed, it is entirely possible I have a slight case of unwarranted arrogance about this) proficiency as a writer. However, I think the fact that I taught myself to write screenplays at least points to some ability not only with writing, but also an ability to adapt those skills.
In short, I was really fucking offended.
But, I wonder if this happened because I also inhabit another one of society's little boxes: I’m unemployed. Does being unemployed mean I’m automatically untrustworthy? I wonder.
Recently, I forgot my sign-on book when I went to the Jobcentre. I was upset because I’d never done that before and I consider myself a reliable person. As it happened, it didn’t cause much trouble, but when I was filling out the required form to explain why I didn’t have my sign-on book with me, the gentleman who was helping me with the form joked that, ‘maybe I shouldn’t get drunk the night before next time.’
Because that’s what the jobless do, I guess. Fritter away the little government assistance we get on booze. I understand that this was intended as a joke, but it also spoke volumes about the way this man really thinks about the unemployed: we’re scroungers.
These are just some of the boxes society puts me in.
The concentric circles formed by raindrops falling into a puddle, and the delicate arrangement of rose petals. The wheels that form the most essential part of our daily transport, and the glasses we drink from. The terrible metaphorical circles we trap ourselves in sometimes.
The little buttons we push repeatedly to photograph them all.