Replaced the original because I felt like the video sync was a little off. The full version of the video with effects can be found here: http://www.hitrecord.org/records/1641430
If you have a preference between the cartooned vs. this regular version, let me know. I couldn't decide!
Performance version without the filters/effects available.
Song Stems: http://www.hitrecord.org/records/1640635
Yo mama's a trick, I heard she's a trick/
Like she can flip a trick quicker that skaters can kick flips/
yo mama's bigger than earth, no she's bigger than space/
She's so ugly, ugliness couldn't even look at her face/
Yo mama embarrasses you & she embarrasses me/
Cause she's nearly a human which means that we're sharing some genes/
But God knows I'm talking science when I'm saying that ish/
She's so fat that she ain't fit in jeans since she was a teen/
Yo mama's nasty like the clap & she's dumber than broken door knobs/
She's so fat she needs the jaws of life just to take her shorts off/
But hell, that never happens cause that woman's so Hairy/
The Hendersons kicked her out and then chased her on down the clearing/
But seeing yo mama in person really explains you/
Cause dude, you look like the woman you came through/
She's so dumb she bought boots to climb up Mt. Dew/
And so fat everybody there thought she was a mountain too/
But yo mama ain't my mama…my mama's the best/
My mama raised me from a baby plus my mom's a success/
My mom inspires me to do the best in all that I do/
And best of all my mama had me, and she didn't have you/
Yo mama ugly like the devil on a million different levels/
And she stops on every floor every day just causing trouble/
She's so dumb she opened an oven just to get baked/
And so ugly that her mirrors all decided to break/
It's a…suicide, it's a suicide/
She's so ugly her reflection even chooses to die/
Yo mama's so fat it's impossible for her to be fly/
but if she was a raft on the Titanic, everybody'd survive/
I mean yo mama took the pepsi challenge and she chose Jiff/
I swear to God yo mamas just as dumb as it gets/
I mean she tried to kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff/
And then wanted so seafood so she tried drowning a fish/
Yo mamas gigantic, I'm talking like the size of a planet/
The only one that'd ever kill her is the Death Star commander/
She eats so much that her whole mouth is just one giant cavity/
& so fat that she has her own center of gravity/
I mean like holy crap, man that woman's a wreck/
Want her to change? eh, I'm not really holding my breath/
Yo mama's so dumb there really isn't any saving her/
She went to Babies R Us & then asked um where the babies were...
- Lazer Vapers
I was writing this one for the freestyle collab but I missed the boat on that one. Figured I'd still share it with everyone since I'm happy with how it turned out. Enjoy!
- 80's Retro ModulatorZ (Mastered Version)
I learned and applied some new mastering to the track, so this is a re-up.
This is basically just the mastered version of the original beat :)
Stems available upon request.
A zip file version is included with this record...
No text version: http://www.hitrecord.org/records/1649698
My parents' record player, my CD/tape player/radio from when I was in middle school, my new computer, free software, headphones I got for Christmas, and a mic I've had forever and never knew what to do with until now. Nothing fancy, but it works for me.
Taken from this sickly sweet hairspray commercial from (I'm guessing) the 1950s.
- Mama's Got Flow
For the mom themed beat I went a little jazzy and gave it this horn lick that reminds me a little bit of how parents talk in Charlie Brown.
From the House of Awesomeness 2014 (Langlois OR).
Top row: Kate E Howrad, rewfoe, sttm37, musing5225
Front row: moonbug, Jonnyisgoode, Jestferlaffs
I'm a talker so testimonials are hard for me to keep short. This is a little long but I tried my best to hold off the tears til the end to save you all from my cry face. Nearly made it :)
With the right sound design this could be awesome!
I used royalty free stock footage for the anaimations, but I also uploaded the edit with out any animation cause I know someone on here could do better and just use the original as a guide.