Hi! I write a blog called "Bureaucracy for Breakfast" which is basically about the fact that people like Paris Hilton can afford to build a $350K house for her dogs when most of us can barely afford a house for ourselves. It's tragicomic. I wanted to start a little word association game with you guys out there - I did it with the word Sallie Mae (that student loan succubus) and it was super fun! Plus bureaucracy is on most people's minds these days. Except maybe Paris Hilton's. So - let's begin... Just throw out the first word/phrase that pops into your noggin when you hear the word BUREAUCRACY!