Hero says with a southern accent, "Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn!" Pauses, "Wait. That's not it. Hold on."
Hero scratches head
"Oh! Got it..." hero says in a bad accent, "I'LL BE BACK!" Pauses, "Wait. That doesn't make sense. Give me a sec."
Hero appears to be silently searching for the right phrase. Villain looks on apprehensively.
"I could have been a contender..."
Villain looks confused, then shakes his head.
"Um," (in his best Travis Bickle impression), "Are you talking to me?"
Villain shakes his head indicating that's not right either
"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times...?" (asked questioningly)
Villain, exasperated, "That's not even from a movie!" Grabs the gun from the hero and shoots himself.
Hero, still confused, yells "Steeellaaaaaaaa!"
"Back up a bit. I don't want brain splatter on my new shoes."
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