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by Day Glo
Released 2013-02-21 06:40:23 -0800
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There is a distinct pleasure that accompanies the discovery of a word. It need not be a new word to feel new to you; just an unknown quantity introduced to your vocabulary. Sounds and meanings you can enjoy the timbre and texture of in your mouth, testing them out in private and then in public to observe their various effects. Some are words which might frequently be proven useful in conversation (inane; adj. silly or pointless: "Stop asking inane questions"), others which may require that you have to carefully engineer the right situation to slip them into a sentence (jingoism; n. an aggressive form of nationalism: "I found his jingoism off-putting"). Some you might only get use on a very rare occasion, discovered by chance and sequestered in your armoury for special occasions (emetic; adj. nauseating or vomit-inducing: "The circumstances of the monster's creation were violent, and thoroughly emetic").


These pleasures are distinct from those of discovering a word in another language that has a meaning so precise as to have no comparison in your own tongue. Words which acquire fan-followings and begin to crop up with more and more frequency (saudade; adj. Portugese. An emotional state of sadness brought on by nostalgia and longing: "Looking at the photographs of her mother, she was overcome by saudade"), while others have moved into our language and attained work permits, no longer tourists but expats who form an important part of our linguistic economy (schadenfreude; adj. German. Pleasure derived from witnessing another's pain: "There is definite schadenfreude in his interactions with his ex-wife"). These carry exotic tastes of foreign syllables, requiring unorthodox vocalisations and a hint of jealousy.


Then there are the neologisms, words which are freshly minted to accomodate the changes in our society, the smiling graduates who are begrudgingly allowed work experience but whom very few people seem to want to hire (photoshop: v. to digitally manipulate an image: "You can tell from the lighting that her skin has been photoshopped"). Maybe it's an old word that just wants to re-train for a new career (friend; v. to connect via social networking: "I met her at a party and friended her"). Every now and then, people will suddenly realise that these upstarts have turned out to be valuable citizens, and their jargony origins will be forgotten (laser; n.  concentrated beam of light. Acronym taken from light amplification by stimulated emission of radiation: "The teacher pointed his laser at the blackboard").


Neolgisms represent a need to have the right labels for everything. A need to say "this is just so", and be sure of it. Some observers hear the foreign imports and sigh, wishing that the English language played host to such refined, poetic lexical artifacts. Personally, I am glad to find these lacunae. To really work for meaning is not a chore. To find the closest compound of words and phrases to approximate feeling is rewarding in itself; to make use of neologisms and ambassadors of other languages and still fall short means only that you appreciate that language is always a compromise where we must meet each other halfway and say not "I know" but "I understand". Lacunae represent the sheer impossibility of categorising the entirety of the world; how appropriate it is that so often these are found when it comes to describing the describer.


The gaps are always where we find ourselves.

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INT. APARTMENT


STEVE sits at a table, eating soup. He is completely absorbed in this activity. The door to the apartment o...

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by Day Glo
2012-12-21 14:56:43 -0800
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EXT. ALIEN DESERT
LEO, an astronaut, stands on a desolate landscape. The suit is nowhere near as bulky as modern-day space suits, and the bubble helmet is completely transparent. He taps at...

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by Day Glo
2012-12-11 03:24:01 -0800
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Before the Cataclysm, things were far less horrific than they are today, and that was never more true than during that one last Summer before It occurred. We all remember it: the trees all seeme...

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Breakfast isn't like it used to be. I used to be able to take my time over breakfast. Go the whole hog, with bacon, eggs, toast, fruit. Really get a nice luxurious start to the day. Now I'm on d...

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by Day Glo
2012-08-24 09:25:53 -0700
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Libby has a secret. She doesn't want anyone to know, but she stole something last week. She won't tell me what it is; she hid it under her bed.


I promise you there is something there...

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by Day Glo
2012-07-22 07:07:15 -0700
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Note: The first version of this story was written for Tori's 10min writing challange collab. While I think the short version of Outwild Hunters works well enough on ...

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by Day Glo
2012-07-13 05:25:40 -0700
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Adapted from missamerica's story The Emancipation of Harold, the Office Cat, based on Nattie's drawing of The Office Cat.


 


INT. HAROLD'S APARTMENT...

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by Day Glo
2012-05-17 11:37:26 -0700
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Equal parts Julian Fellowes, Stephen Fry, Clive Candy and Tobias Fünke


 


Rather less strident than Todd's reading.

by Day Glo
2012-01-27 16:37:04 -0800
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Some distance away, though not as far as you might think, there is a hill. The kind of hill that looks like a perfectly kept lawn from a distance, but when you stand upon it you can see how much...

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by Day Glo
2011-10-30 17:24:44 -0700
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Indian ink/ brush & pen.

by Day Glo
2011-09-17 06:02:51 -0700
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A second draft of the screenplay by myself & Phen. After the advice on the previous draft, especially from Lawrie, I cut a couple of scenes and slightly restructured it. Also did a bit of a dialogue overhaul to cut down on unnecessary swears. I do think this is better than the initial draft, but as ever, let us know.


Thanks for reading.

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by Day Glo
2011-09-09 07:05:27 -0700
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Yes, that's right: here, in text form, is a collaboration between the wonderfully talented Phenomenaaa, and yours truly.


It's a screenplay for a short film, and - for now, at least, it's called People Who Hate People. Hopefully you'll get why when you read it.


We wanted to write something that was achievable on a low-budget, but would also be a new challenge for the HR community.


Our hope is that, at the very least, people will read it and enjoy it. Beyond that, we are hoping that RegularJoe, your friend & mine, will see fit to take this script on in some fashion as director (and star?). That it will become a big HR project that we can all work on together.


But if not, we just hope to make you a) laugh, b) sigh and c) go "Aww" and wish that life was like the movies.

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by Day Glo
2011-08-20 16:19:56 -0700
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