"I think I'm a nymphomaniac."

"You're a virgin."

"That's what makes it so bad. I'm already addicted to something that I've never experienced."

"Trust me, when you have sex, it won't be much of an experience."

"Don't test me right now, I have so much sexual frustration built up that I could kill a man."

"... Have you tried masturbating?"

"Yes. Seven times so far today."

"Holy shit! Seven times?! There's something wrong with you, you know that?"

"Oh yeah, I know. I'm a sex machine, ready to reload."

"You stole that from Freddie Mercury."

"Are you suggesting that I try anal penetration?"

"Wha- No! You just said a line from-"

"YOU THINK I SHOULD BROADEN MY HORIZONS AND SEEK SEXUAL PLEASURE IN PLACES I'VE NEVER THOUGHT TO LOOK?"

"No!! What the hell are you talking-"

"GOOD IDEA, I LIKE IT."

"... Get your hand off my crotch..."