INT. ORPHEUM THEATRE-NIGHT
JOE sits across the table from his best friend having a coffee, his slouched disposition and heavy sighs show that something is troubling him.
Seriously? I have been sitting here sighing for the past three minutes and forty-five seconds and you are not going to ask what’s wrong?
Oh I noticed, I was just waiting to see how long you could keep it up.
Joe delivers a blank stare and another sigh
That brings the total up to eleven sighs and I’m glad you were keeping track of the time because what you say was three minutes and forty-five seconds in awkward silence time felt like a solid fifteen EASY.
She is going to break up with me.. I need to find a way to freshen things up, ya know bring back the romance? Show her I’m ready to take the next...