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Hero "You've been a worthy adversary. Any last words?"


Villain: "I have noth-"


Hero squeezes trigger and gun clicks. No shot fired. Hero looks surprised


Villain: "What the fuck man! You said 'any last words' all dramatic and shit. You're so unprofessional"


Hero: "I'm really sorry man. I wanted to cut you off. I've always wanted to do that. I always forget with the other guys. You go ahead though. I can do it with the next guy"


Villain: "Yeah me too. I stupidly let them ramble on and on but always wanted to cut them off too. I can start again if you want"


Hero: "Really? That would be fantastic man"


Villain: "Yeah yeah not a problem. Happy to help. Ok ready?"


Hero: "Yep. Go"


Villain: puts on dramatic deep voice "I have nothing to say"


Hero: "...Oh. Ok. I thought it'd be more, you know, profound than...

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